I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday and she said, "Nothing would make me happier than a diamond necklace." - Upgoat

No surprises you never thought to hand over a hand-drawn ferrari on a piece of paper like any other non-retarded kid faced with the same dilemma ...
I don't believe you're 'Male' either . Pics or gtfo.

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 3.5 yearsOct 20, 2021 21:25:45 ago (+3/-0)

It was her subtle way of telling you to start playing the lottery.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 03:51:16 ago (+2/-1)

or marry Paris Hilton.

[ + ] SilentByAssociation

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 4 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 06:07:47 ago (+4/-0)

More people have been inside Paris Hilton than the Hilton in Paris.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 4 points 3.5 yearsOct 20, 2021 21:44:44 ago (+4/-0)

That’s funny, your wife told me she wanted a pearl necklace, and I gave her one!😜

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 3.5 yearsOct 20, 2021 21:52:04 ago (+2/-0)

ZZ Top beat you to it.

[ - ] beece 3 points 3.5 yearsOct 20, 2021 21:18:42 ago (+4/-1)*

I love that my wife says to just buy her jewelry, makes Christmas a hell of a lot easier for me. This year, colored diamond ring and colored diamond earrings. @ 3 carots total.

Easy. If I happen to come up with one personal intimate and special gift (much more rare and difficult than it appears), BONUS! But she's happy either way.

[ + ] The_odd_couple

[ - ] The_odd_couple 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 19:57:33 ago (+0/-0)

Good goy

[ - ] noonefromnowhere 3 points 3.5 yearsOct 20, 2021 19:04:31 ago (+3/-0)

I sent that bitch a smiley face, bitches love smiley faces.

[ - ] Cunt 2 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 05:12:29 ago (+2/-0)

Do you remember when these were at all the gift shops/ newsagents? https://images.colorfulimages.com/catalog/product/4054500/a-jar-of-nothing.jpg

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 06:41:21 ago (+0/-0)

Nice. I have never seen that before.

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 3.5 yearsOct 20, 2021 20:06:50 ago (+2/-0)

very good but what if the dude had bought his wife a fake diamond necklace. Would she have known the difference? I certainly wouldn't. So my topic for discussion is...are females getting gooey not so much about the necklace but about the tag that certifies it is indeed made of diamonds? If the answer is "yes" then...then...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCZNzydsLzU

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 20, 2021 20:36:42 ago (+0/-0)

lol

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 2 points 3.5 yearsOct 20, 2021 18:34:45 ago (+2/-0)

Bwahahaha. Legit funny.

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 03:27:25 ago (+1/-0)

That's what they all want. Real pussies those women.

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I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday and she said, "Nothing would make me happier than a diamond necklace." submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 3.5 yearsOct 20, 2021 17:19:35 ago (+40/-0) (Jokes)

I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday and she said, "Nothing would make me happier than a diamond necklace."
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 3.5 yearsOct 20, 2021 17:19:35 ago (+40/-0) (Jokes)