submitted by Centaurus to Jokes2.5 yearsOct 11, 2021 17:09:55 ago (+1/-2) (Jokes)
A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," says the jumper.
While he doesn’t want to appear insensitive, he also doesn’t want to miss an opportunity, so he asks, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
They kiss, and it is a long, deep, lingering kiss.
After they're finished, the tough, hairy biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I’ve ever had! That's a real talent you’re wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl…"
Fuck first. Kiss later. It's the only safe way these days. Lots of losers get sucked off in the bar shitter without ever confirming it was a woman. Dudes, if you blow your load before confirming, you're gay as fuck. Once you shoot you lose all motivation to confirm, and these faggots know. They'll suck you twice as hard just for that reason alone. So don't brag about your bathroom BJs to me. I know the score.
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