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How did his immune system get so good?

submitted by deleted to Memes 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 11:04:21 ago (+48/-0)     (Memes)

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[ - ] Otsu 11 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 11:15:05 ago (+11/-0)

I can taste the water

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 7 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 11:18:05 ago (+7/-0)

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[ - ] Otsu 4 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 11:28:53 ago (+4/-0)

there's no place like home

[ - ] Splooge -1 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 15:21:29 ago (+0/-1)

Based and volcanicpilled

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 5 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 14:13:40 ago (+5/-0)

We swam in the creek… with all the runoff and algal blooms. Hose water too, but usually I just dehydrated myself and drank Hi-C.

Once dropped a snowcone in the dirt. Ate it anyway.

Gotta love that lasting immunity.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 16:18:58 ago (+2/-0)

We used to swim in the Golf course ponds,fishing out golf balls for resale.Ahh,the '70's

[ - ] iSmokeMemes 3 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 14:01:16 ago (+3/-0)

Spent my years as a kid doing the same as OP's picture. My mom also ran an in home daycare.

Spent my years as a teen running around the streets skateboarding.

Spending my years as an adult working outside and weightlifting.

I literally haven't gotten sick in 10 years. And before then, it was incredibly rare as well. People are too fat and lethargic these days, they think staying shut up inside will help their immune system. It won't, that's not how the lymphatic system works. Crap modern diets don't help either.

I'm rambling, just tired of the most lethargic people being the ones the most "concerned" about their health while they do fuck all to do it. And we're the bad, gross guys who live like animals. Yet we don't get sick.

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 14:39:27 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 14:39:55 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 16:25:26 ago (+0/-0)

Your 'ramblings make more sense than most people's serious conversations.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 16:36:24 ago (+1/-0)

Joke's on you. Exosomes don't infect or multiply. You've got a nice parasite infestation from the hose water though.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 20:29:17 ago (+1/-0)

Why would hose water be problematic?

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 22:29:00 ago (+0/-0)

Because a hose is a warm, dark, damp environment, and bacteria love that shit.

[ - ] OyGoy 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 13:29:23 ago (+1/-0)

Apparently, I licked and ate rocks when I was young. Coronas can get fucked.

[ - ] RecycledElectrons 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 9, 2021 09:59:57 ago (+0/-0)

That boy looks 16, not 8 years old.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 23:12:06 ago (+0/-0)

I mean who hasn’t done that

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 19:17:23 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] PawpawMan 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 14:18:25 ago (+0/-0)

When I worked in a restaurant kitchen I got to the point where I would eat food that dropped on the floor.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 16:05:09 ago (+0/-0)

I cant prove it, but Im pretty sure restaurant kitchens are the origin of the Five Second rule.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 20:30:48 ago (+1/-0)

Of course they are. Not only is it profit on the floor, but you don't have time to remake it. The 5-second rule is for removing guilt. "It only touched for a second."