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Body Armor

submitted by genius to whatever 2.7 yearsSep 27, 2021 12:39:05 ago (+39/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/5xqjjn.mp4



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[ - ] con77 11 points 2.7 yearsSep 27, 2021 12:54:29 ago (+11/-0)

so headshot. check

[ - ] iSmokeMemes 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 16:19:20 ago (+2/-0)

Aim for far upper torso/center mass leading to the neck area. Best chance to still land a shot, and for it to go somewhere lethal/uncovered.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 17:31:20 ago (+2/-0)

I aim for the pelvis.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 20:38:01 ago (+1/-0)

This is correct

[ - ] fightknightHERO 11 points 2.7 yearsSep 27, 2021 12:45:11 ago (+11/-0)

that's pretty sturdy
but if you're not wearing bollock protection or face protection that's kinda redundant

[ - ] Splooge 8 points 2.7 yearsSep 27, 2021 12:53:40 ago (+8/-0)

That's a UK vest. UK vests tend to focus more on stab/slash/impact resistance and (unless the agencies spring for it) don't do much against anything else.

[ - ] MaryXmas 7 points 2.7 yearsSep 27, 2021 13:03:52 ago (+7/-0)

Gotta have that machete protection.

[ - ] oldblo 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 17:14:20 ago (+1/-0)

It happens when you are in an area full of blade wielding foreigners from the middle east... Or in an area full of niggers.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2021 08:34:25 ago (+0/-0)

Wonder if 1 its acid proof and 2 if its racist to defend yourself form being enriched from wahts comon in another culture.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 6 points 2.7 yearsSep 27, 2021 13:06:59 ago (+6/-0)

Cool. Now shoot it.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 2.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 14:08:03 ago (+3/-0)

I watched it hoping he would miss the vest.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 15:02:21 ago (+2/-0)

So , aim for the neck

[ - ] Shotinthedark 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 27, 2021 13:20:14 ago (+2/-0)

Stab him in the pelvis

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 14:07:38 ago (+1/-0)

Femoral artery.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 17:31:54 ago (+1/-0)

YOU'RE a female artery!

[ - ] Wemustremainpure 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 17:21:21 ago (+1/-0)

I’ll take my ceramic plates over that. Cool armor tho.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2021 08:33:11 ago (+0/-0)

Soon to be handed out to the antifa at your cost.

[ - ] poopdawg15 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 23:40:04 ago (+0/-0)

impressive phenotype. Nordic specimen

[ - ] Mopsink 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 20:50:23 ago (+0/-0)

Your armor only really works if someone is actually hitting it. You never know if a stray shot will swing wide and hit you in the arm, leg, neck, head, etc. Same with a blade to the armpit, neck or a slash down the bicep. 0/10 would not boog with.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 19:59:42 ago (+0/-0)

take out the legs

[ - ] spasswerk 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2021 11:28:34 ago (+1/-0)

Analysis of bones from a mass grave at some GB battle site indicates the dead had legs attacked with swords. Not covered by their shields.

[ - ] pshawman 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 19:20:17 ago (+0/-0)

Will buy for next euro trip.

[ - ] boxslowly 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 17:10:02 ago (+0/-0)

That made me feel anxious

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 14:24:54 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 14:43:34 ago (+0/-0)

Who are we fighting? Niggers and spics. Are niggers and spics known for accuracy?

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 17:32:28 ago (+0/-0)

I want to vote for the STURDY PARTY candidate.