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Crayola's new colors.

submitted by TheSimulacra to ArtsAndCrafts 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2021 00:38:53 ago (+27/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/cc7czp.jpg



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[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 3 points 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2021 08:57:06 ago (+3/-0)

It's missing spicy white and fellow white

[ - ] TheSimulacra [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2021 15:04:47 ago (+0/-0)

Fellow White's a good one, didn't think of that one in time. If there was another crayon, id add Spicy White.

[ - ] KCobain27 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2021 12:59:26 ago (+2/-0)

This goes great with my post from yesterday (https://files.catbox.moe/5qp7a4.jpg), I love it!

[ - ] TheSimulacra [op] 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2021 15:05:14 ago (+2/-0)

You inspired me.

[ - ] try 3 points 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2021 01:00:27 ago (+3/-0)*

I OWN A RARE ORIGINAL CRAYOLA 64 with "FLESH" COLOR!!!

Its from the 1950s and worn though.

I tried to buy a replacement recreation from Crayola a few years ago when they claimed they brought back the 1950s Crayola 64 color box as a limited expensive retro collector product (1958 Crayola 64).

A few years ago Crayola LIED their ass off and created a premium retro expensive recreation of the 1950s Crayola 64 box (1958 Crayola 64). I bought one and assumed it had a precious rare "Flesh" crayon. The second most heavily used color in the box normally. The least used was "white'' as most paper was white already.

Guess what?

FUCKING CRAYOLA DID NOT INCLUDE "FLESH" (#FFCBA4) color in the retro collectable crayola 64 box!!! (1949–1956, 1958–1962), despite the product description claiming it was a 1958 color set!

Criminal liars!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Crayola_crayon_colors

1949–1956, and 1958–1962 was a solid run for FLESH, but crayola fucking chickened out and swapped it for "Peach"!

Why is Flesh banned as a color but tons of dark browns and tans?

They still manufacture a 80 dollar FAKE official recreation sold directly from Crayola on Amazon of the Crayola 72 version

Crayola Collector's Colors Limited Edition Tin with Crayons with 8 retired colors plus crayola 64 :

https://www.amazon.com/Crayola-Collectors-Colors-Limited-Crayons/dp/B000BX4OFI/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

I bought that too... and it ALSO was 80 dollars down the toilet. It lacks the 1950s crayon called "Flesh" because it hurt feelings of niggers.

Guess what I did to the collectable , that still had 8 or so recreated rare colors? Guess what I did. I threw it out, after first putting it in a junk box in the garage for a few years in white hot rage. I fucking got fucking swindled by anti-caucasian jew businessmen at SJW Crayola. Goddamn those fuckers.

ROBBED!!!

Fucking CRAYOLA ADMITTED they lied and said their 90 dollar 1958 box was FAKE! They said the real 1958 box WAS INSENSITIVE!! Bwaaahhh hah hah haaah ! read the excuse yourself on their fucking crayola website at this link!

"Why does the color "flesh" not appear in the 1958 limited edition box of 64?":

archived because they shoahed this lame kike excuse :

http://web.archive.org/web/20200309230720/ht%54ps://www.crayola.com/faq/another-topic/why-does-the-color-quotfleshquot-not-appear-in-the-1958-limited-edition-box-of-64/

shoahed original lie answer about replacement of racist Whitey skin color :

https://www.crayola.com/faq/another-topic/why-does-the-color-quotfleshquot-not-appear-in-the-1958-limited-edition-box-of-64/

Although flesh was included in the original box of 64 Crayola Crayons, we felt it would be insensitive to include it in the commemorative box

I should have sued those kikes for my 90 dollars back, and also my other 80 dollars back. $170 of wax I threw away into trash because of liar Jews at Crayola fucking over Whitey. I fell for their lies twice.

Now I know how Germans in the early 1930s felt.


Crayola does not warn you about "flesh" removed on the product packaging. They lie and claim otherwise on the package and ordering links on amazon!

They might as well be selling you this box of 64 collectible colors :

https://files.catbox.moe/sfvsb3.png

see? If they are gonna fuck me over, they should go all the way with their kike lies!

I WAS ROBBED!!!

[none of the above is satire, it is 100% true]

[ - ] Pulverizor 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2021 01:24:52 ago (+0/-0)

What kind of soyboy collects crayons?

[ - ] try 4 points 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2021 01:26:15 ago (+4/-0)

I guess me. I collect emotional nostalgia in small amounts. No soy drinking though.

[ - ] TheSimulacra [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2021 01:36:24 ago (+0/-0)

Do you know what color replaced flesh?
Burnt Umber?

[ - ] mememeyou 4 points 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2021 05:17:24 ago (+4/-0)

think it's called Nigger-white (#BBCMUHDICKNIGGUH13/54)

[ - ] try 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2021 07:59:11 ago (+1/-0)

hah hah ! "#BBCMUHDICKNIGGUH13/54"

goddamn

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[ - ] TheSimulacra [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2021 15:19:06 ago (+0/-0)

It would be rather interesting to know what color they replaced flesh with.

[ - ] TheSimulacra [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2021 15:20:25 ago (+0/-0)

I just checked my box, looks like I got Peach instead of flesh.

[ - ] TheSimulacra [op] 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2021 01:33:11 ago (+1/-0)

I bought a set of crayolas from the 80s at a garage sale. The older crayons have a far greater pigment to wax ratio.

Have you seen waterworld? The movie is crap, but crayons become priceless in the apocalypse.

[ - ] TheSimulacra [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2021 01:35:03 ago (+0/-0)

Lets see a picture of it...

[ - ] try 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2021 08:01:28 ago (+2/-0)

You are not @Maroonsaint !

[ - ] KCobain27 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2021 12:58:39 ago (+0/-0)

I remember "Flesh" colored Crayola crayons, and I was a kid in the 80's and 90's. It is possible I had some older crayons then if you are saying they were not made then - it isn't like crayons go bad.