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Anon Disobeys, Civilly

submitted by KCobain27 to 4Chan 3.2 yearsAug 20, 2021 14:29:32 ago (+69/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] RecycledElectrons 1 point 3.2 yearsAug 20, 2021 19:48:01 ago (+1/-0)

Is Pepe pretending a banana is a cell phone?

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 3.2 yearsAug 20, 2021 20:41:10 ago (+1/-0)

♪ Ring ring ring ring ring... BANANA PHONE!♪

[ - ] SmellsLikeTacos 0 points 3.2 yearsAug 20, 2021 21:08:19 ago (+0/-0)

Same banana phone as used to negotiate the Spanish? Dudes from the Taliban. Lol.

[ - ] Xigbar68 -10 points 3.2 yearsAug 20, 2021 15:40:46 ago (+0/-10)

[ - ] 9000timesempty 5 points 3.2 yearsAug 20, 2021 15:42:49 ago (+5/-0)

Fuck off with your viruses.

Auto downloading bullshit.

[ - ] Xigbar68 3 points 3.2 yearsAug 20, 2021 15:46:56 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 3.2 yearsAug 20, 2021 15:55:51 ago (+1/-0)

If you knew how to link your shit correctly, why didn't you the first time?

[ - ] TheGreatWhiteHope 2 points 3.2 yearsAug 20, 2021 17:18:52 ago (+2/-0)

Because then he couldn't give you a virus

https://files.catbox.moe/gbyjqq.jpg

[ - ] Xigbar68 0 points 3.2 yearsAug 20, 2021 17:37:41 ago (+0/-0)

Because I had the file saved as a .jfif

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 3.2 yearsAug 20, 2021 16:50:02 ago (+1/-0)

It's not autodownloading, it pointed to a filetype your browser didn't recognise so your browser did whatever you have it set to do (I'm guessing automatically download the file). If you want to change that the solution's on your end, my one asks me before it downloads anything.

Incidentally, it is also downloading images, scripts and other content from any site you visit. It just doesn't tell you and stores it all in a temp folder.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 23 points 3.2 yearsAug 20, 2021 14:55:59 ago (+23/-0)

Don't call them at 7:45, call them at 8:15, and say you'll be there as soon as he can find his card. Make them hold the table open as long as possible.

[ - ] deleted 5 points 3.2 yearsAug 20, 2021 16:39:06 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] try 4 points 3.2 yearsAug 20, 2021 18:12:38 ago (+4/-0)*

Its NOT the restaurants fault in SOME legal jurisdictions, but I agree. There needs to be total disruption and economic repercussions (unemployment, tax base fleeing, upheaval, hatred of (((leftists))), etc.

Its NOT the restaurants fault, but they must be "collateral damage" in this fight.

restaurants "overbook" 10% on even valentines and even saturda night, but using THIS TRICK will get you a locked in table even on a day before xmas eve :


"I'd like to make a reservation for 6 for DR. ABRAHAM GOLDSTEIN"

Any name with DR in front will do.

use a burner phone

THEY CALL BACK AND CONFIRM!!!!! Ive had many callbacks. They even use caller id to call back.

Some call back TWICE! on the night of, at 5PM they call they will ask,
"you had a reservation at 8, but we had some cancellations and can seat you at 7! Do you want 7?"

Its a trick. They are really just retesting your line and reminding you of the reservation to not enrage you. I act beyond enraged every time: "YOU ARE CALLING MY WORK CELL!!!! I am a Physician and have no time for these interruptions! Do you want my business or not!"

Yup, the fuckers call you twice to smoke out pranksters.

I do this not to be mean. I get two reservation under a jew name in case the first restaurant says "we have a 90 minute delay" and we all drive over to choice number two and get seated. Ive pulled that trick three times, and my guests were overjoyed at my sneaky trick all three times.

opentable.com (https://www.opentable.com/) bans my trick, and bills credit card for flakes

oh well.

If you want a real reservation that will be 100% honored, more so than opentable, it is called a "CHEFS TABLE RESERVATION" the chef interviews you with a psychology test, then invents a meal for each guest just for them. sometimes the table is in loud noisy kitchen usually its a normal table. The chef comes back at the end (3 hours later) to get a report on his choices. Sometimes in europe the chefs are mind readers. real mind readers. as well as in new york, chicago, LA, New Orleans, singapore. The questions in the chefs psych profile interview have NOTHING to do with food. Yet a couple questions are about allergies and religious issues. Chefs table dining should be on your bucket list.



[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 4 points 3.2 yearsAug 20, 2021 18:29:53 ago (+4/-0)

Its NOT the restaurants fault, but they musty be "collateral damage" in this fight.

If they obey these totalitarian orders, it is their fault. They deserve the collateral damage.

[ - ] Hey_guys_whats_up 9 points 3.2 yearsAug 20, 2021 19:01:23 ago (+9/-0)

Everyone on the deathstar knew what they were building.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.2 yearsAug 20, 2021 19:14:38 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] RecycledElectrons 2 points 3.2 yearsAug 20, 2021 19:48:46 ago (+2/-0)

If you watch the pigs' kids so they pigs can go pigging, it's your fault.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 3.2 yearsAug 20, 2021 23:06:54 ago (+1/-0)

I just love your comments

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 3.2 yearsAug 21, 2021 00:43:10 ago (+2/-0)

And when they say that it's fine if one person doesn't have their card, either threaten to report them, or say that gosh darn it, another person also can't find theirs (and repeat as necessary).