I threw a ball for my dog tonight. - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

I threw a ball for my dog tonight.
submitted by heygeorge to Jokes 3.9 yearsAug 10, 2021 21:49:16 ago (+20/-0) (Jokes)

Some might call it a bit extravagant but he is 5 and fucking looked awesome in the tuxedo.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 3.9 yearsAug 11, 2021 04:35:21 ago (+2/-0)

it took me a minute.

[ - ] obscenity 2 points 3.9 yearsAug 10, 2021 23:10:40 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] heygeorge [op] 1 point 3.9 yearsAug 10, 2021 23:44:39 ago (+1/-0)

This works. How about Crucial Taunt’s version?

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.9 yearsAug 10, 2021 22:43:36 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] heygeorge [op] 1 point 3.9 yearsAug 10, 2021 22:50:24 ago (+1/-0)

I was inspired to post by your Siberia joke. I thought it could use an equally dry friend.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.9 yearsAug 11, 2021 14:19:58 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 3.9 yearsAug 10, 2021 21:55:12 ago (+2/-0)

I chuckled

[ - ] heygeorge [op] 1 point 3.9 yearsAug 10, 2021 22:49:21 ago (+1/-0)

Sensibly?

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 3.9 yearsAug 10, 2021 22:51:47 ago (+2/-0)

Unashamedly