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How Long For a Haircut?

submitted by KCobain27 to Jokes 3.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 15:41:53 ago (+29/-5)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] account deleted by user 9 points 3.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 16:41:00 ago (+9/-0)

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[ - ] 15MAR 10 points 3.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 17:21:45 ago (+10/-0)

Inb4 "lighten up," "just a joke," "you must be fun at parties."

As if not finding degeneracy funny is somehow a flaw.

[ - ] Splooge 4 points 3.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 20:47:54 ago (+4/-0)

This, boomer degeneracy is still degeneracy.

[ - ] MDefugee1939 6 points 3.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 18:46:31 ago (+6/-0)

Additionally, talk about fucking boomer humor. This is the type of shit boomers forward to eachother in email chains.

[ - ] KCobain27 [op] -1 points 3.9 yearsAug 7, 2021 14:19:51 ago (+0/-1)

You gonna make me laugh or what? Mister three submissions all asking questions, two of which asking the same question. Post a joke!

[ - ] KCobain27 [op] -3 points 3.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 20:13:57 ago (+0/-3)

Where is your joke?

[ - ] mikenigger 2 points 3.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 19:00:37 ago (+2/-0)

fuck my sides

[ - ] KCobain27 [op] -1 points 3.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 20:12:58 ago (+0/-1)

She's not yours, it's just your turn.

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 3.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 22:31:00 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] KCobain27 [op] 0 points 3.9 yearsAug 7, 2021 14:17:50 ago (+0/-0)

I saw you said you are still a virgin. Sex is overrated IMO, don't put any pressure on yourself or think less of yourself for being a virgin. I was 21 when I first had sex. I tried to wait for the right girl, but people don't show their true colors at first.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.9 yearsAug 7, 2021 14:41:50 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] KCobain27 [op] 0 points 3.9 yearsAug 7, 2021 15:20:00 ago (+0/-0)

It was tough for me when I was that age, and it is even tougher now with these hookup apps. I wouldn't go looking for a prostitute either just to say you had sex. Also condoms suck and you can barely feel anything - but no way I would have sex with a hooker without one - and I wouldn't have sex with a hooker.

Ideally (if I were you) I would look for a woman you could eventually see getting married and having children with, then if you had sex without protection it would be less of a worry. But I also don't think marriage is a great idea for men with the way the laws are and modern women are. Just a sad state!

Have you looked into MGTOW? You can learn a lot about the nature of women from that group. How they shapeshift depending on who they were around. I never had a girlfriend where I enjoyed snow skiing with despite them saying that they skied!

Never cohabitate either. I let a girlfriend move in with me for a few months, I was happiest when I came home from work and she wasn't there!

When I found out what my first girlfriend was really like I should have broken up with her, but I felt obligated to stay with her because we lost our virginity to each other. I also have a bad habit of forgetting bad things and looking at the past with rose-colored glasses. She crumbled under pressure, once she flipped out when we were hiking cause she thought we were lost. Couldn't even have a fun day sledding together, can't remember what her deal was that day. Basically the only things we could do together without her having some problem was eat, watch a movie, and have sex. She ruined so many times that could have been good. She also put a hole in my bedroom door (at my parents house) and put her hands on me in anger.

Sounds like you got your head on straight - wish you the best of luck navigating clown world.

[ - ] Her0n -1 points 3.9 yearsAug 6, 2021 09:09:16 ago (+0/-1)

Not only that, but the punchline delivery was also awful

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 3 points 3.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 20:07:35 ago (+3/-0)

Ok early 90s Reuben Dangerfield, glad to see your jokes are back in the rotation.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.9 yearsAug 6, 2021 07:43:39 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] ilikeskittles 2 points 3.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 16:09:56 ago (+2/-0)

LOL