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My cat has been scamming me.

submitted by deleted to whatever 3.8 yearsAug 3, 2021 19:38:59 ago (+34/-0)     (whatever)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 3.8 yearsAug 3, 2021 21:03:46 ago (+4/-0)

That's winning in my book. Is your cat broken?

[ - ] lord_nougat 8 points 3.8 yearsAug 3, 2021 21:07:49 ago (+8/-0)

Smart. She's subcontracting out the labor and taking the credit. She's management material!

[ - ] cyclops1771 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 3, 2021 22:10:27 ago (+1/-0)

I thought it was an Australian cat trying to adjust to life in the States.

[ - ] yesiknow 3 points 3.8 yearsAug 3, 2021 22:33:11 ago (+3/-0)

He loves her, she loves you. The tragic story of looooooooooove.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 3, 2021 22:56:28 ago (+0/-0)

#NotAllCats

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 3, 2021 23:48:02 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Splooge 6 points 3.8 yearsAug 3, 2021 23:57:29 ago (+6/-0)

I had a girlfriend who had tons of simp orbiters. Whenever they bought her gifts, she’d either give them to me or we’d figure out what to do with them together.

Sounds like your cat knows who’s in charge.

[ - ] con77 2 points 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 01:36:03 ago (+2/-0)

dated a bartender in dallas. guys gave her coke every night. she did it with me and we fucked

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 01:46:42 ago (+0/-0)

Still my hero! Then again I'm lazy and don't mind paying for top quality!

[ - ] try 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 05:18:39 ago (+0/-0)

you are right about those situations.

I knew pretty bartenders at large bars that gave gifts of free drinks to new customers that seemed flirty. I think purpose of the free drinks was to elicit either new regular customers, or to get drug presents.

At first I actually got confused and offended when one hot bartender said to me "YOUR MONEY IS NO GOOD HERE" and I did not know the meaning. It meant free drinks for me for a bit. I gave her no drugs (not a druggie) nor became a regular (not a boozer), but I now know the angle she played.

[ - ] con77 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 01:36:34 ago (+0/-0)

its what they do

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 06:39:45 ago (+0/-0)

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