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The time I sewed my finger

submitted by deleted to Sewing 3.8 yearsJul 16, 2021 09:11:40 ago (+22/-1)     (Sewing)

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[ - ] Broc_Liath 2 points 3.8 yearsJul 16, 2021 16:40:26 ago (+2/-0)

Aw man, I cringed internally when I read that. I've never punched my own ticket like that, but I've had some close calls.

[ - ] Tbneer967 2 points 3.8 yearsJul 16, 2021 14:11:58 ago (+2/-0)

Nice. Hopefully you learned your lesson.

[ - ] QuasiVoat 3 points 3.8 yearsJul 16, 2021 14:07:37 ago (+3/-0)

OUTCH.

Also, fuck doctors, they always think they know best.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 3 points 3.8 yearsJul 16, 2021 16:46:06 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah, I "wutted" when I read he did that. Whenever I was taught about removing things like arrows or fishhooks I was always told to clip it off then pull it through the way it was going.

Actually they taught us to bind it up and go get a doctor to do it, but if we had to do it ourselves we were supposed to continue pulling it through.

[ - ] QuasiVoat 3 points 3.8 yearsJul 16, 2021 17:35:14 ago (+3/-0)

I accidentally hooked a friend fishing one time. Told him to hold still and I'd remove it carefully. He freaked out and yanked it so hard he took a (small) chunk of flesh with it.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 3 points 3.8 yearsJul 16, 2021 17:39:11 ago (+3/-0)

Oof. I remember some guy I was talking to saying he used to work on a long liner. He saw a guy hook himself through the finger once and just bandaid it up and keep going. He took it to the doctor later to actually remove.

[ - ] QuasiVoat 1 point 3.8 yearsJul 16, 2021 18:34:53 ago (+1/-0)

Yikes.

[ - ] con77 2 points 3.8 yearsJul 16, 2021 12:58:27 ago (+2/-0)

I was using a propane electric nail gun one day and hit a knot below the surface of the board. The nail bent backwards and came back into my finger. I was working late in an empty house and decided to call it a day. The next morning the home owner called my boss all upset. Apparently I had left a trail of blood from the living room to the bathroom and some blood in the bathroom sink!

[ - ] Broc_Liath 2 points 3.8 yearsJul 16, 2021 16:48:12 ago (+2/-0)

Kek. When I was a kid staying in a hotel I was put in a room with my sister and cousins. I got a top bunk, which I hated because I was always afraid of rolling out. That night I did roll out and I went looking for my mother and father's room. Didn't find it but I managed to leave a trail of blood all over the walls and floor during my wanderings. Creeped the shit out of some guests.

[ - ] NeedleStack 3 points 3.8 yearsJul 16, 2021 11:42:44 ago (+3/-0)

Horrifying! Do you still sew?

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.8 yearsJul 16, 2021 11:47:48 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user 4 points 3.8 yearsJul 16, 2021 11:07:47 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] NeedleStack 3 points 3.8 yearsJul 16, 2021 11:49:13 ago (+3/-0)

Hey, I just created the sub Embroidery here. Feel free to post pics of your work there whenever you feel like it.

[ - ] account deleted by user 3 points 3.8 yearsJul 16, 2021 12:40:08 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] NeedleStack 3 points 3.8 yearsJul 16, 2021 12:50:37 ago (+3/-0)

It's me, baby doll. :)

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[ - ] Broc_Liath 2 points 3.8 yearsJul 16, 2021 16:44:14 ago (+2/-0)

I'd've given up sewing if I hadn't learned to use a machine. The difference in time is immense.

[ - ] gabara 3 points 3.8 yearsJul 16, 2021 11:01:14 ago (+3/-0)

Alexa, added @CognitiveDissident5 to the "useful" list.

[ - ] Cunt 5 points 3.8 yearsJul 16, 2021 10:44:15 ago (+5/-0)

Back in ye old days I liked to fiddle with things mindlesslly when talking on the old landline; rubber bands, a ball, pens, keys... one time a stapler... I accidentally stapled my thumb and had to silent scream so I didn't have to explain to the person on the phone that I'm a fucking retard.

[ - ] deleted 5 points 3.8 yearsJul 16, 2021 11:10:05 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] Broc_Liath 3 points 3.8 yearsJul 16, 2021 16:42:19 ago (+3/-0)

Reminds me of a call I had with my gf once. We were chatting away then she loudly yelled "Ow," and explained she'd stubbed her toe on a doorstop. I teased her a bit for being a wimp, but I felt awful about it later when it turned out she'd somehow managed to break her toe.

We were due to go on holiday that weekend, we still went but I had to give her my shoes so she could move around. Her own were far too tight.

[ - ] Cynabuns 5 points 3.8 yearsJul 16, 2021 10:39:35 ago (+5/-0)

Oh that's great awful! The zipper foot on the sewing machine with all its openness gives me nightmares I'll do the same thing.

shudders

[ - ] Broc_Liath 2 points 3.8 yearsJul 16, 2021 16:43:13 ago (+2/-0)

Don't be afraid of your sewing machine! I've known a bunch of people who couldn't get started because they were intimidated by it.

[ - ] Cynabuns 2 points 3.8 yearsJul 16, 2021 18:01:56 ago (+2/-0)

Sage advice, but I was exactly one of those people, and I didn't grow up in a sewing house either. A few years back, I made it my mission to make that machine my bitch. Not only did I conquer it, it has become my passion, sometimes my salvation, and it makes me money. To anyone who's on the edge about getting or using their machine, stop waiting - - you are missing out on the joy of creation.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 2 points 3.8 yearsJul 16, 2021 18:44:55 ago (+2/-0)

Well done!

[ - ] Baneofretail 5 points 3.8 yearsJul 16, 2021 10:07:05 ago (+5/-0)

I still remember the time in Jr high when a young lady rushed into our metal shop to grab the teacher who knowingly walked over to the tool cabinet and grabbed a pair of dikes to cut the needle out of the machine. After he came back and told us tough teenage boys, we all gagged with horror at the thought.

[ - ] account deleted by user 3 points 3.8 yearsJul 16, 2021 09:14:15 ago (+3/-0)

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