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I won't take advice from someone who has never cleaned a toilet...

submitted by VitaminSieg to ShowerThoughts 3.9 yearsJul 8, 2021 13:10:55 ago (+20/-1)     (ShowerThoughts)

and I won't take advice from someone who cleans toilets for a living.


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[ - ] con77 8 points 3.9 yearsJul 8, 2021 13:21:56 ago (+8/-0)

youre a regular Mark Twain

[ - ] Jeff_Cajun_Year 0 points 3.9 yearsJul 8, 2021 19:10:53 ago (+0/-0)

Sound advice, sounds like advice.

Pepperage farms remembers.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 3.9 yearsJul 8, 2021 16:42:05 ago (+5/-0)

Saturday morning growing up before we could watch cartoons we had chores. Clean bathroom, sweep, mop, vacuum carpets. If it wasn't done right, we had to work on it until it was, and we weren't told what was wrong. I got God damn good at housework, because I couldn't watch cartoons until it was right. I seriously resented my mother for that until I got older. Now I appreciate the hell out of it.

[ - ] ArcturianDeathTrap 0 points 3.9 yearsJul 8, 2021 19:44:28 ago (+0/-0)

And completely unnecessary. Thats the secret. They got free labor, and you now think it was adulting skills. Youd do it right anyway after puberty.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 3.9 yearsJul 9, 2021 07:47:16 ago (+0/-0)

I don't know about you, but I like a clean house. It's not adulting skills, that's some reddit tier faggotry. It's part of being a well rounded person. What a gay thing to call basic life skills. It makes me think you live in filth and go to bed with dirty feet.

[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 3.9 yearsJul 8, 2021 14:50:07 ago (+2/-0)

The world is a toilet and I will take advise from anyone that cleans the poos from the loo.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 1 point 3.9 yearsJul 8, 2021 18:03:51 ago (+1/-0)

In the movie Jupiter Ascending the film ends with Mila Kunis's character scrubbing rich people's toilets, which is how the movie begins. Except now she's the Queen of the Universe or something like that. The moral being that even if you're better than literally every other being in existence you still need to clean toilets. Good movie, good message.

I kid, the movie was complete crap. And scrubbing toilets sucks.

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 3.9 yearsJul 8, 2021 15:06:17 ago (+1/-0)

Don't take life advice from surgeons. They only know how to operate;

Or horticulturalists. They only know how to plant; or coders. They only know how to code. and on and on and on.

[ - ] canbot 2 points 3.9 yearsJul 8, 2021 21:44:53 ago (+2/-0)

Honestly though, a surgeon who never cleaned a toilet has not lived a life at all resembling mine and their opinion is surely ignorant of a lot that is relevant to navigating it. In fact I agree with OP, someone so steeped and raised in opulence and devoid of normal experience is not likely to have an accurate understanding of the world.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 1 point 3.9 yearsJul 8, 2021 13:46:13 ago (+1/-0)

Boss: Janitor is out sick today, and someone made a mess in the women's room, I need you to clean it up.

Warehouse guy: I'd quit before I'd clean that up.

Boss: I guess you just quit.

One of the best bosses I ever had. He was a black man.

[ - ] canbot 4 points 3.9 yearsJul 8, 2021 21:49:47 ago (+4/-0)

Warehouse guy is right. The boss can clean it himself. The warehouse guy gets paid to do warehouse job, when he is not there the janitor does not unload the trucks. It is the boss' fault that there is not enough janitorial staff to do the job. It is the boss who is making more by cutting staff, he is the one who should deal with the consequences.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.9 yearsJul 9, 2021 18:15:57 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] con77 3 points 3.9 yearsJul 8, 2021 21:31:25 ago (+3/-0)

let the bitch that did it clean it

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.9 yearsJul 8, 2021 13:38:47 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 3.9 yearsJul 8, 2021 13:32:34 ago (+1/-0)

This one will get a lot of traction.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 3.9 yearsJul 9, 2021 01:48:20 ago (+0/-0)

lucky you as you'll never need to take advice from my wife.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 3.9 yearsJul 9, 2021 00:51:05 ago (+0/-0)

How do you know who has and who hasn't ever cleaned a toilet?

[ - ] AnonymousLex 0 points 3.9 yearsJul 8, 2021 22:59:38 ago (+0/-0)

If you want to take a shit on a clean toilet you're going to have to clean up someone else's piss

[ - ] thegreenknight 0 points 3.9 yearsJul 8, 2021 15:38:54 ago (+0/-0)

Never cleaned a toilet and not used a washing machine since 1988.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.9 yearsJul 8, 2021 15:38:38 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] VitaminSieg [op] 0 points 3.9 yearsJul 8, 2021 21:32:48 ago (+0/-0)

Says the pajeet who doesn't understand why he has to clean this strange chair every day.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.9 yearsJul 9, 2021 18:14:53 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.9 yearsJul 9, 2021 18:20:04 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] VitaminSieg [op] 0 points 3.9 yearsJul 12, 2021 00:19:41 ago (+0/-0)

I clean my own terlets and I don't shit in public thank you very much.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.9 yearsJul 8, 2021 14:24:02 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] VitaminSieg [op] 0 points 3.9 yearsJul 8, 2021 22:06:37 ago (+0/-0)

After three years, they give you a brush.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.9 yearsJul 8, 2021 22:28:58 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 3.9 yearsJul 9, 2021 01:54:43 ago (+0/-1)

While we're on this subject I once again want to share an almost smell-proof hack I invented for dispelling foul odours in the bathroom (aka the toilet) and it is...flush immediately after the dump. Yes you need to flush again when you've wiped your bottom and yes it's not environmentally sound but...if your shit stinks, as mine does, it saves you some embarrassment.