I mean, look at them - 5.078 million of them scurrying about in their dusty city. Everytime a tram trundles through the centre of town a great cloud of dust balloons out and covers all those fine boys and gals in their swank clothes with microscopic muck! The wretches know we are in the middle of a Pandemic but that doesn't stop them going to the footy in their thousands and sucking on a hot meat pie with sauce. Then they crowd onto trains buses and trams and sing, yes sing, their football shanties and if you didn't have the Covid when you got on to the public transport you'll certainly have it when you got off along with the flu and herpes. Melburnians, you deserve everything the Covid can dish up.
I've discussed you with some of the other bros and we think you're having a mid-life crisis. When the international travel restrictions are lifted next June, a trip to London beckons.
Ok. Stay calm and follow these steps (I learned this technique when I was a hostage negotiator):
1.Shut the door and pull down the blinds; 2.Turn the TV off and all other communication devices; 3.Put the kettle on and open a packet of tim tams; 4.Make yourself warm and comfortable; 5.Reach for a copy of Australian Vogue; 6.Dream.
A mate of mine is a psychologist and I presented your situation to him as a case study and he said you were conflicted - emotionally conflicted. On the one hand Brett represents everything you despise - masks, vaccines, covid-credibility but on the other, the woman in you, fancies him! You are in a right pickle!
no one cares, no one from VIC wants to go anywhere near the shithole. and given that its in the middle of fucking nothing theres nothing anyone can do to stop it.
you would know that if you were actually australian.
lucky for us the 'hard lockdown' is about as hard as your mothers skull. definitely has just as many unmanageable holes from it so yeah, we will keep doing exactly what we want as long as we want to.
At times like this Australians must pull together and not allow parochialism to prevent us stretching out a hand to those in need for we are all one nation and what unites us is greater than that which divides us. We are all brothers and sisters under the one sun of a sunburnt country as it rises high in our clear, blue skies and shines light into the shadows of cracks and crevices and forces out the hate and intolerance.
well I've read books about the place; know what a jolly jumbuck and a billabong is 'cos I had to in order to be promoted to the Australia Desk. We are upfront with you guys - we are here and will only pounce if you advocate violence. You know that.
Sad to hear you say that, patriot. Remember we are just like you. All individuals. Not part of some wider network. We get up every day and go to work to protect the homeland and you are part of that effort.
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1.Shut the door and pull down the blinds;
2.Turn the TV off and all other communication devices;
3.Put the kettle on and open a packet of tim tams;
4.Make yourself warm and comfortable;
5.Reach for a copy of Australian Vogue;
6.Dream.
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no one cares, no one from VIC wants to go anywhere near the shithole. and given that its in the middle of fucking nothing theres nothing anyone can do to stop it.
you would know that if you were actually australian.
lucky for us the 'hard lockdown' is about as hard as your mothers skull. definitely has just as many unmanageable holes from it so yeah, we will keep doing exactly what we want as long as we want to.
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you just worry about making sure the marines stay out of langley.
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