Everyone who wears flip flops is a faggot - Upgoat

Everyone who wears flip flops is a faggot
submitted by Hey_guys_whats_up to whatever 4 yearsMay 25, 2021 13:21:38 ago (+18/-3) (whatever)

Just a factual observation

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 9 points 4 yearsMay 25, 2021 13:41:22 ago (+9/-0)

It's fucking 90 degrees down here, I'm not wearing socks unless I absolutely have to.

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[ - ] deleted 4 points 4 yearsMay 25, 2021 23:36:49 ago (+4/-0)

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[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 4 yearsMay 26, 2021 03:24:39 ago (+0/-0)

you have to. No one wants to look at your gnarled old tinea infested feet!

[ + ] Her0n

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 4 yearsMay 26, 2021 08:41:00 ago (+0/-0)

I’m in the same weather and socks are fine for me. Maybe if you weren’t so dark you wouldn’t absorb so much heat!

In all seriousness though, I prefer to go barefoot when I can. I spend most of my time on the farm so I don’t have that luxury.

[ - ] SulemanSeinfeld 7 points 4 yearsMay 25, 2021 13:26:41 ago (+7/-0)

Or owns a boat or two. That's my excuse.
Im coming out as a flip flopper.

[ + ] Antiliberalsociety

[ - ] Antiliberalsociety 1 point 4 yearsMay 25, 2021 14:05:01 ago (+1/-0)

I have 3 boats and could never wear that shit.

[ + ] SulemanSeinfeld

[ - ] SulemanSeinfeld 2 points 4 yearsMay 25, 2021 18:42:18 ago (+2/-0)

What do you wear on deck? I kick the flip flops off & go bare foot. Makes it easier.

[ + ] Her0n

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 4 yearsMay 26, 2021 08:41:56 ago (+0/-0)

What happens when you slip bc you’re barefoot on a wet deck?

[ + ] SulemanSeinfeld

[ - ] SulemanSeinfeld 0 points 4 yearsMay 26, 2021 13:07:48 ago (+0/-0)

I haven't had a problem yet. Toe rails help.

[ + ] shitface9000

[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 4 yearsMay 25, 2021 15:45:52 ago (+1/-0)

I have 5 boats and 3 jet skis. I wear flip flops to bed.

[ + ] Antiliberalsociety

[ - ] Antiliberalsociety 1 point 4 yearsMay 25, 2021 18:03:46 ago (+1/-0)

Gay

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[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 3 points 4 yearsMay 25, 2021 17:27:05 ago (+3/-0)

thats the most Florida thing ever

[ + ] Not_a_redfugee

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 2 points 4 yearsMay 25, 2021 16:08:18 ago (+2/-0)

Lmao

[ - ] dontknowwhatiwant 2 points 4 yearsMay 25, 2021 22:03:04 ago (+2/-0)

Obviously you do not live in rural scorpion infested area.

I have killed dozens of scorpions over the years in my 100 yr old house. |

Just a fact of life. I wear flip flop ALWAYS inside, never, ever walk barefoot...not to even mention the fire ants around the house which I do not bother because...THEY KILL THE TICKS.

I've walked in on a snake underneath my kitchen sink, 5 inch centipedes in my toilet, racoons on my back porch, hell, I watched a bobcat hunt mice out by my corn feeder I have set up for my goats.

Not everyone lives in the city in apartments, some of us live on the LAND.

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 1 point 4 yearsMay 25, 2021 18:46:15 ago (+1/-0)

Why do you care what shoes I wear? Do you crush on me, Faggot?

[ - ] dalai_llama 1 point 4 yearsMay 25, 2021 14:33:39 ago (+1/-0)

lol, you're talking about a good 80% of OTR truck drivers.

[ - ] NeoNazirite 1 point 4 yearsMay 25, 2021 13:51:11 ago (+1/-0)

Agreed

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 4 yearsMay 26, 2021 03:26:46 ago (+0/-0)

In Aus they are called "thongs" but I wear (imitation) crocs. Is anyone interested? No. Very sad. People should be interested in other people's footwear. Why do the dutch wear clogs?

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 0 points 4 yearsMay 25, 2021 22:52:36 ago (+0/-0)

I have flip flops that are made from beer koozie material. super comfortable. relax your big toe and they don't flop.

[ - ] Tbneer967 0 points 4 yearsMay 25, 2021 19:13:29 ago (+0/-0)

I’d love to see what you wear at the beach

[ + ] Hey_guys_whats_up

[ - ] Hey_guys_whats_up [op] 0 points 4 yearsMay 26, 2021 19:04:12 ago (+0/-0)

Bare foot. If it's blistering hot then it's probably not a great beach day anyways. I can take it or leave it, the ocean is only 30 minutes away.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 0 points 4 yearsMay 25, 2021 16:09:11 ago (+0/-0)

I never wear flip flops, but when I do, I try my best to not let them slap my foot and flip flop.

[ - ] collegeTry 0 points 4 yearsMay 25, 2021 15:12:19 ago (+0/-0)

Have fun spreading athlete's foot fungus to your nuts. You too can be a fish market.

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Everyone who wears flip flops is a faggot submitted by Hey_guys_whats_up to whatever 4 yearsMay 25, 2021 13:21:38 ago (+18/-3) (whatever)

Everyone who wears flip flops is a faggot
submitted by Hey_guys_whats_up to whatever 4 yearsMay 25, 2021 13:21:38 ago (+18/-3) (whatever)