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My Amaryllis bloomed!

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to Nature 3.5 yearsMay 14, 2021 14:33:58 ago (+36/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/oam4m6.jpg



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[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 3.5 yearsMay 14, 2021 23:14:21 ago (+0/-0)

At first blush I thought it must be a Hippeastrum like mine:

https://files.catbox.moe/zz9h34.JPG

"To put it simply, the true Amaryllis is a bulb from South Africa with only one species in the genus (Amaryllis belladonna). By contrast, Hippeastrums* are from Central and South America with 90 species and over 600 cultivars in the genus – and these are the flowers commercially sold in the UK around Christmas.".[Voat Library Service]

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsMay 15, 2021 00:49:01 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck off, Paul. Nobody likes you.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 3.5 yearsMay 15, 2021 01:01:34 ago (+0/-0)*

I appreciate honesty in a woman.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsMay 15, 2021 01:15:19 ago (+1/-0)

Like you'd fucking know.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 3.5 yearsMay 15, 2021 01:19:52 ago (+0/-0)

Yes...yes you're right. I am experienced with the female of the species whereas you...you married your high school sweetheart and have only known one woman, in the biblical sense, in your life. Fair enough. Nothing wrong with that except one wouldn't get a deep understanding of what makes the creatures tick. You have a rosy view of the little petals based on your own sweet missus but it's not a big control group from which to draw inferences.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 3.5 yearsMay 15, 2021 01:06:38 ago (+0/-0)

I...I am Voat's Jew.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsMay 15, 2021 01:17:00 ago (+1/-0)

You're a fucking lolcow. Let's see what kiwifarms thinks.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 3.5 yearsMay 15, 2021 01:21:26 ago (+0/-0)

Noun. lolcow (plural lolcows) (Internet slang, derogatory) A person whose eccentric or foolish behaviour can be exploited to amuse onlookers.[Voat Library Service]

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 3.5 yearsMay 15, 2021 01:28:47 ago (+0/-0)

Have you got any idea how hurtful you're being? In this terrible and brutal world must you add to the misery? I see. Well...I earworm you, c..t:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0xfWCDLoCU

I've included @TheBodhisattva because he doubts I have good taste in music which is even more hurtful than your efforts, Pecker, but keep it up bro, you might land a punch one day.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 3.5 yearsMay 15, 2021 07:12:55 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.5 yearsMay 14, 2021 18:44:06 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsMay 14, 2021 19:10:09 ago (+1/-0)

That's how she grew. It probably takes a beefy stem to hold up two eight inch flowers long enough to get pollinated.

[ - ] Jessepresent 2 points 3.5 yearsMay 14, 2021 14:42:15 ago (+2/-0)

Very nice! Only one of my mom’s bloomed too. They can be finicky.

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 3.5 yearsMay 14, 2021 16:14:28 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Goatboy 2 points 3.5 yearsMay 14, 2021 16:19:43 ago (+2/-0)

That flower just had her 30th birthday and is ready to settle down.

[ - ] account deleted by user 3 points 3.5 yearsMay 14, 2021 14:47:21 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 3.5 yearsMay 14, 2021 16:01:23 ago (+3/-0)

Pic took!
https://files.catbox.moe/u1lkpq.jpg

I just took a pic of the ones in front because they look a little better than the others. Most of these just planted themselves where they are like weeds.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 2 points 3.5 yearsMay 14, 2021 16:05:59 ago (+2/-0)

Damn brother, you got a beautiful set up

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.5 yearsMay 14, 2021 16:43:03 ago (+2/-0)

Thanks, fren!

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 3.5 yearsMay 14, 2021 16:15:41 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 3.5 yearsMay 14, 2021 14:48:02 ago (+4/-0)

Ours did too! I should take a picture.

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 3.5 yearsMay 14, 2021 16:14:37 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] sculptor_and_statue 5 points 3.5 yearsMay 14, 2021 14:36:07 ago (+5/-0)

I got a few amaryllis bulbs last year, and when they bloomed, I pollinated them. It only worked on one flower, but I got a few seeds to sprout, so I'll have several more amaryllis bulbs in a few years.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 3 points 3.5 yearsMay 14, 2021 14:38:33 ago (+3/-0)

This is my first attempt. One of my wife's patients gave us a couple bulbs, and this is the only one that took off.

[ - ] sculptor_and_statue 3 points 3.5 yearsMay 14, 2021 14:40:35 ago (+3/-0)

The three I received didn't all bloom at the same time. One of them looked like that one on the right for a long time before it finally burst into bloom.

[ - ] con77 5 points 3.5 yearsMay 14, 2021 14:57:00 ago (+5/-0)*

be right back.

https://ibb.co/jyshBDg

can you tell me what this is? The flowers are 8" wide.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsMay 14, 2021 15:19:22 ago (+1/-0)

Judging by the buds, it looks like a type of lily. Looking at the flower though it looks just like the amaryllis. The picture I posted, the flowers are that size, but it budded differently.

[ - ] account deleted by user 4 points 3.5 yearsMay 14, 2021 16:23:41 ago (+4/-0)

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