It’s been 412 days since I’ve been with a girl. - Upgoat

It’s been 412 days since I’ve been with a girl.
submitted by deleted to Jokes 4 yearsApr 15, 2021 08:56:57 ago (+6/-2) (Jokes)

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[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 4 points 4 yearsApr 15, 2021 11:25:34 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 0 points 4 yearsApr 15, 2021 14:59:37 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Orthalyx 3 points 4 yearsApr 15, 2021 09:07:27 ago (+3/-0)

Wet flip-flops sound better

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 3 points 4 yearsApr 15, 2021 09:39:23 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] con77 1 point 4 yearsApr 15, 2021 14:10:58 ago (+1/-0)

HAAA!

[ - ] Armiger 1 point 4 yearsApr 15, 2021 12:43:25 ago (+1/-0)

Cut your dick off and stick it in yourself.

Then you'll be a girl with a girl.

[ - ] PuttitoutIsGone 1 point 4 yearsApr 15, 2021 08:59:01 ago (+1/-0)

heh