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Russia joke

submitted by Panic to Jokes 2 daysJun 10, 2025 11:56:07 ago (+21/-0)     (Jokes)

A man in Russia is standing in line to buy a bag of potatoes. He sees a man leaving the store with an empty bag.

He sighs, "Oh no, don't tell me they are out of potatoes!"

The other man replies, "No, they are out of onions. The line for the store out of potatoes is across the street."


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You don't need to tell us shitty jokes to prove you're a leftist Sal, we already know.

Here I've got one you'll appreciate. What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? His associate! It's not antisemitic because I said globalist. Everyone knows what a banker is, but I didn't say it.