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What did the leper say to the prostitute?

submitted by PoundOfFlesh to Jokes 3 daysMay 3, 2025 14:20:00 ago (+16/-0)     (Jokes)

"Keep the tip"

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Why did the leper go back into the shower after drying off?

He forgot his head and shoulders.


6 comments block

"Why do you keep armadillos as pets?"
hahahahaha.
Get it?
You see, he wasn't a leper when he came in.
...and armadillos ...ahh, nevermind.