What did the leper say to the prostitute? - Upgoat

What did the leper say to the prostitute?
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to Jokes 3 daysMay 3, 2025 14:20:00 ago (+16/-0) (Jokes)

"Keep the tip"

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Why did the leper go back into the shower after drying off?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

leper jokes? Had to look it up!

Did you hear about the leper hockey game? There was a face-off in the corner.