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Debbie does Florida is winding up to be a bad B-Rated low budget trailer park porno…..

submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 10 monthsAug 4, 2024 14:27:32 ago (+4/-0)     (FloridaMan)

I hoped it would scare off some of the New Yorker and Masshole infestation……


Nope- they are all out on the beach at my favorite local tiki bar… I only recognized a couple people after being there 25 years…. Who the fuck are all of you and why aren’t you in a hurricane shelter with a mask on?

Meanwhile- beer floats…. My house is on the same grid as a sewage lift station…. Absolutely the first to be restored if power goes out- haven’t since 2004 when we moved in.
I’ve ran our neighbors power across the street many times via extension cords - on a different transformer….
My genny runs on propane too- always grab peoples thrown out tanks and exchange them. Have plenty of stabilized ethanol free 5-gal gas tanks. If shit hits the fan- I’d trade the gas for 3-4 propane tanks…. I’ll run my camper on LP alone.


Plenty of bullets …. Florida has a castle doctrine


Edits- drunk typing


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con77 0 points 6 months ago

they are noisy bastards arent they