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David and Goliath

submitted by Imnotajoo to anything 10 monthsAug 16, 2024 22:51:20 ago (+11/-2)     (anything)

Netflix has announced they will be doing a movie about this religious fictitional character with the lead character to be played by Chris Rock . The movie which is set to be released in February 25 is expected to be a big hit with Chris set to be pit against another screen legend Dwayne Johnson . The Rock vs Rock with nothing but a Rock .

Jews around the world will love seeing the story of their hero portrayed in this comedy movie as a queer bi polar with tourettes .

Dwayne Johnson adds an element rarely seen in his other movies by playing the role of a openly gay bdsm bully who has a history of sodomizing his defeated opponents.


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DoughGoy 3 points 10 months ago

I think he meant Net FIX. That's the guys that repair fishing nets. It's not a very lucrative business, but it's honest work and necessary.