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It was nice for swimming, so he put up an awning for shade, a picnic table, and planted some orange trees.

One evening he grabbed a five-gallon bucket to go down to the pond, and bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing.

As he got closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He called out to make the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

"Oh, I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked, or even to make you get out of the pond."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator."