A Lizard Walks Into A Bar... - Upgoat

A Lizard Walks Into A Bar...
submitted by BulletStopper to Jokes 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2023 11:59:46 ago (+9/-0) (Jokes)

...pushing a stroller.

"What's your kid's name?", asks the bartender.

"Tiny", said the lizard. "Because he's my newt."

Newts are amphibians, not lizards.