...the grass starts speaking Vietnamese, and the PTSD and Creedence both kick in at the same time.
"If they run, they’re VC! If they stand still, they're well disciplined VC! Ya just don't lead them as much!"
(When firing at stationary targets from a moving platform, an experienced gunner will use a "negative lead", aiming behind them to account for his own forward movement. Don't ask how I know that.)
Bonus Track:
https://youtu.be/fTAOLmEba4I?list=PLMynaxX_I0z_v9jPoitJKpcq0gGphb6Ic&t=30("I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees. But for some fucking reason, they speak vietnamese.")
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