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#1

I once had a conversation with a dolphin.

We just clicked...

#2

My friend lost his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behavior.

He was a danger to himself and udders.

#3

The pessimist sees a tunnel. The optimist a light a the end of the tunnel. The realist sees a train…

The train engineer sees three idiots on the railroad tracks.