I have a bad news and a good news... - Upgoat

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I have a bad news and a good news...
submitted by Conspirologist to Jokes 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2023 07:08:05 ago (+2/-4) (Jokes)

I have a bad news and a good news.

What's the bad news?

Your wife cheated on you.

And the good one?

The good one won't.

Two wives?