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"Because he used to live in a brothel," says the shopkeeper.

She pays the $15 and takes the parrot home. When they arrive the parrot says, "Fuck me, a new brothel!" The woman laughs.

Later, when her daughters get home, the parrot says, "Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!" The girls laugh, too.

When the father gets home the parrot says, "Fuck me, Pete! Haven't seen you for weeks!"