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Bros Vs. Hoes

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.9 yearsJun 7, 2023 17:39:56 ago (+40/-0)     (Jokes)

A woman doesn't come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house.

The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.

A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house.

The wife calls her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he was still there.


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Still works: yeah he’s here, taking a shit, why are you calling me?