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My wife has been missing for a week

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.1 yearsApr 13, 2023 18:02:58 ago (+32/-0)     (Jokes)

The police called me and said to prepare for the worst. So I went back to Goodwill and re-bought all her clothes.


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Rowdybme 1 points 2.1 years ago

Yeah I got married young and one year when we were in our first apartment. I was pretty broke and tried to get away with forgetting valentines day. Big mistake.