My ex-girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman for Halloween last year, and then told me that I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed. - Upgoat

My ex-girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman for Halloween last year, and then told me that I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.7 yearsSep 24, 2022 11:37:40 ago (+45/-0) (Jokes)

After 5 minutes all charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.

I tweak a lot of them, in as far as the wording is concerned, but I am not the OP of the vast majority.