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I asked my wife to dress up as my favourite Star Wars character for some sexy birthday fun.

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 15:33:02 ago (+38/-2)     (Jokes)

20 minutes later I walked into the bedroom and I was shocked.

"Babe, Jabba the Hutt is not my favorite Star Wars character!"

"Fuck you, asshole," she shouted back. "I haven't gotten dressed up yet!"



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Perfect analogy; Vader is to judaism what Anakin is to judaism-lite (((Christianity))).