Ten years ago today, I asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend, and the most beautiful woman in the world to marry me. - Upgoat - "what's upgoat?"

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Ten years ago today, I asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend, and the most beautiful woman in the world to marry me.
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.8 yearsAug 30, 2022 18:55:59 ago (+39/-0) (Jokes)

All three said no.

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uvulectomy 1 points 2.8 years ago

She probably calls him pay-pig.