submitted by Centaurus to Jokes3.1 yearsApr 30, 2022 21:09:51 ago (+39/-1) (Jokes)
After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
The guy looks up at her and at the top of his lungs replies, "What do you mean $200 for a blowjob?"
Centaurus 0 points 3.1 years ago
That's exactly what I am giving you -- all my hard earned money. All $5 of it. I am saving the rest for myself.