Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

"I want to fly my family out from China first class and put them up in a five star hotel for Chinese New Year if the borders are open," Ms Zhu said.

I can't decide which part is the most retarded.

Man dies after being bitten by shark on NSW North Coast (www.9news.com.au)

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Emerald Beach, Coffs Harbour, NSW, Australia; Shark Attack creative writing exercise. (www.9news.com.au)

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https://www.9news.com.au/videos/national/man-dies-in-nsw-shark-attack/ckt6ydd58004y0hrr03l0x3dk

...In what was believed to be a Great Whtie Shark Attack.

No mention of a Great White shark, just a shark
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/sep/05/nsw-shark-attack-surfer-in-his-30s-dies-after-being-bitten-on-north-coast-near-coffs-harbour

Coffs Harbour is also notorious for Mako's not Great Whites.
https://www.tradeaboat.com.au/news-reviews/9553-mako-madness

Every time there is a shark attack the media always sensationalises it and informs the public it was a 3m, wait 5m, wait 6m Great White Shark just going nuts.

Complete nonsense, it was almost definitely a juvenile Mako at Coffs.
Just like it's normally bull sharks that are found near estuarine waters into Sydneys harbours.

The Body of "Somerton Man" to be Exhumed - The man's still unidentified body was found on Adelaide's Somerton Beach Dec. 1, 1948, the circumstances surrounding his death have [allegedly] baffled police for decades .. the contents of his suitcase were tampered with indicating a coverup (www.9news.com.au)

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https://www.9news.com.au/national/somerton-beach-mystery-cold-case-body-exhumed-as-investigation-reopens/2af36d80-d830-4dba-b59b-276cdf34d688

The clothes in SM's suitcase mostly had missing labels which fits in with spy "tradecraft," his toes were wedged as if he had worn pointed shoes .. maybe he was accustomed to appear in drag and that the pointed shoes were indeed woman's footwear. It is possible he was off of a passenger ship that had tied up in Port Adelaide.

We say TPTB at that time closed the investigation down at the behest of the CIA or MI6, because further scrutiny of the case would expose it as the tip of an iceberg of international espionage and intrigue .. he could have been a hit man killer in the stamp of "Callan" himself, insofar it is known most of MI6's ppl were raging sodds.

Callan - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061238/.
Somerton Man - https://www.eleceng.adelaide.edu.au/personal/dabbott/wiki/index.php/List_of_facts_we_do_know_about_the_Somerton_Man#Contents_of_the_suitcase.

Fast Moving Epidemic of Ocular Syphilis That Causes Permanent Vision Loss in the Melbourne Suburbs of Brimbank, Casey & Melton More Particularly - I am gonna stick my neck out and say the places where incidence of the disease is highest is where niggers have settled (www.9news.com.au)

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https://www.9news.com.au/national/outbreaks-of-syphilis-rapidly-spreading-through-melbourne-suburbs/5ecf03a9-d3e1-4bc1-a913-d999f5edca83

Up until 2000 the Victorian Eye & Ear Hospital diagnosed about one case of Ocular Syphilis per year, last year there were 1400 diagnoses, so far this year there have been about 560 additional cases. https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/syphilis-epidemic-in-melbourne-suburbs-scientists-use-genomic-sequencing-to-track-std-20210511-p57qqv.html

82 yo Australian Television Icon [Ahem] Bert Newton Has Had One of His legs Off in a Melbourne Hospital After Contracting an Infection - Ppl can say what they like about Bert he was the consummate television professional who has outlived co hosts Graham Kennedy in Melbourne and Don Lane in Sydney (www.9news.com.au)

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https://www.9news.com.au/national/bert-newton-has-leg-amputated-following-toe-infection/3c14aa7d-76ad-4dae-81af-b5b7cf2bc38a

Patti Newton says her husband made a brave choice to live by deciding to get his leg amputated, she said her husband was faced with a choice and he chose to live. 9News.

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