Okay, I'm done. I got overwhelmed with thinking about Christmas prior to work. I'm just going to get another drink and call out of work in an hour or two.
Big belt buckle, big black boots Presents under trees for all Black youths Got 3 bitches (hoe, hoe, hoe), 9 pits for the sled Santa be stealin but a nigga got bread He steal all the toys. Put em in the sack That’s proof for yall that Santa Claus Black He give it two checks, makin his list Santa Claus a “G”—ain’t takin no shit Leave a cup of Henny out with 8 wings And under your tree he’ll leave you great things Gucci, Louis, Fendi? Just wait for it. No store wrapping, Santa ain’t paid for shit.
CHORUS
Santa Claus a nigga Santa Claus a nigga Santa, Santa Santa Claus a nigga
I absolutely hate Frank Zappa. It's not that he's just a dirty ugly shitty talentless kyke playing crappy prog blues. It's his typical kyke attitude that he is the best musician ever. There isn't anything avant garde or creative about him. Actually he reminds me of the Greatful Dead, just standard garage blues rock without any redeeming qualities. At least the Dead have a happy vibe. There is no way the piece of shit would be so famous if he wasn't a jew in a jew owned industry. The same goes for Dylan and Cohen, although at least they have some passable songs. Jews utterly suck at music and in general art. Even all the composer kykes like Bernstein or endless jews who have been forced into the classic music world utterly suck and are incapable of producing authentic spiritual interpretations of the European classical masters, who where virtually all white European men.
If you want to to see the absolute ugliness of the jewish soul in full display, just listen to their musicians. It's like a pile of shit floating in a steaminging cauldron of vomit. In other-words, Frank Zappa, their moshiach.
This has been attributed to a lot of people and groups, but this one of a kind cover was done by the Gourds. Unlike a lot of nigger rappers who get butthurt when White people cover their music, Snoop Dog actually liked this cover. The difference between Snoop Dog's version and The Gourds' version is that The Gourds actually incorporated music and harmony in the song.
