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Guys: I’m working on a new, perennial Christmas song:

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to music 5 monthsDec 18, 2023 00:51:54 ago (+14/-1)     (music)

Santa Claus a Nigga

Big belt buckle, big black boots
Presents under trees for all Black youths
Got 3 bitches (hoe, hoe, hoe), 9 pits for the sled
Santa be stealin but a nigga got bread
He steal all the toys. Put em in the sack
That’s proof for yall that Santa Claus Black
He give it two checks, makin his list
Santa Claus a “G”—ain’t takin no shit
Leave a cup of Henny out with 8 wings
And under your tree he’ll leave you great things
Gucci, Louis, Fendi? Just wait for it.
No store wrapping, Santa ain’t paid for shit.

CHORUS

Santa Claus a nigga
Santa Claus a nigga
Santa, Santa
Santa Claus a nigga


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[ - ] Gowithit 5 points 5 monthsDec 18, 2023 00:53:14 ago (+5/-0)

Got 3 bitches hoe hoe hoe.

Instant classic.

[ - ] Jews4atSYSTEM 3 points 5 monthsDec 18, 2023 02:23:12 ago (+4/-1)*

And now we can use AI to get a rendition as sung by Bing Crosby, Dean Martin, or Perry Como...

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[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 5 monthsDec 18, 2023 09:09:04 ago (+4/-0)

If we are doing Ai I want hank trill.

[ - ] Jews4atSYSTEM 1 point 5 monthsDec 18, 2023 11:25:08 ago (+2/-1)

You are one twisted puppy... LOL, (But in a good way)

Folks like you are why I came back to VOAT :-)

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[ - ] Jews4atSYSTEM 1 point 5 monthsDec 18, 2023 13:50:23 ago (+2/-1)

Hey, I did get your message on MATRIX:

"Hi, sorry to bother you I just wanted to make sure it was you I was messaging with back on Upgoat. There's ~some~ guy running around claiming to be you. 😆. j/k glad to see you back over there."

Yep, It's really me. I'm hoping to get my original Id back, but not holding my breath.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 5 monthsDec 18, 2023 00:59:51 ago (+2/-0)

He give it two checks, welfare and WIC
FTFY!⚡️⚡️

[ - ] deleted 1 point 5 monthsDec 18, 2023 08:25:04 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 5 monthsDec 18, 2023 01:49:15 ago (+1/-0)

To erudite, you have dumb it down.

Yo! Sata Claus a Nahgga Bahg belt buckle, oh, baby, bahg ebony boots Presents under trees for all ebony yaths Got 3 bahtches (hoe, hoe, hoe), 9 pahts for da sled Sata be jackahn but a nahgga got bread He jack all da tays. Put em ahn da sack dat’s proof for yall dat Sata Claus ebony He gahve aht two checks, makahn hahs lahst Sata Claus a “G”—aahn’t takahn nah shaht roll out a cup of Henny out wahth 8 wahngs And under ya tree he’ll roll out ya great thahngs Guccah, Louahs, Fendah? Just waaht for aht. nah stare wrappahng, Sata aahn’t paahd for shaht. CHORUS Sata Claus a nahgga Sata Claus a nahgga Sata, Sata Sata Claus a nahgga

Not sure what the fuck that says

[ - ] observation1 1 point 5 monthsDec 18, 2023 01:37:52 ago (+1/-0)

Chorus to what song

[ - ] Trope -2 points 5 monthsDec 18, 2023 02:26:22 ago (+0/-2)

If you want a solid hiphop Christmas jam, check out Sleigh Ride by Alexander O’Neal. I play it every Christmas morning as it’s outright weird.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 0 points 5 monthsDec 18, 2023 02:35:47 ago (+1/-1)

I’m from Queens, so I ride hard for “Christmas in Hollis.”

[ - ] deleted 0 points 5 monthsDec 18, 2023 02:41:03 ago (+0/-0)

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