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Humor at the expense of kikes.

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Let's get frank about Anne Frank, Nazis had some legitimate grievances against United World Jewry.     (jewJokes)
submitted by oppressed to jewJokes 3 days ago (+12/-1)
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What's a Rabbi's Favorite Way to Cook Their Kosher Meats? original content     (jewJokes)
submitted by Scyber to jewJokes 1 month ago (+28/-1)
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By using a GORGE FORESKIN Grill.


This one goes out to George Foreman, who helped usher in one of the greatest kitchen appliances of all time.

Rest In Peace George.
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FlipFlopper     (pomf2.lain.la)
submitted by UncleDoug to jewJokes 9 months ago (+4/-0)
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https://pomf2.lain.la/f/8kyoypss.PNG

Rabbi, I need your advice, do you think I can repair these Flip-flops?

David, I think it's time to sell them for profit.
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How do Jews celebrate Cinco de Mayo?     (jewJokes)
submitted by iSnark to jewJokes 10 months ago (+5/-0)
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Hav-a-Tequlia, Hav-a-Tequlia, Hav-a-Tequlia, UMM, UMM, UMM, UMM UMM
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Moshie scissorhands     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by UncleDoug to jewJokes 1.3 years ago (+25/-1)
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Sulky and Mouldy discuss The Why Files     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by UncleDoug to jewJokes 1.3 years ago (+26/-0)
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👃Shmeil was set up I tell you 💰     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by UncleDoug to jewJokes 1.3 years ago (+4/-2)
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Schindler's List Fun Cut     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by BulletStopper to jewJokes 1.5 years ago (+3/-1)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVtYcAki2xw

TFW there's no bag limit, and all of your ammo is free.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr1BS-ds3jk
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BLITZED     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Spaceman84 to jewJokes 1.6 years ago (+7/-2)
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What did the jewish baker say?     (jewJokes)
submitted by McNasty to jewJokes 1.6 years ago (+10/-4)
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A jewish baker enters a bake off. He tells the judge, "I made the most delicious cake that anyone can ever eat." The judge excitedly awaited. When the jew didn't present the cake, the judge asked, "where is this amazing cake?" The jew said "well, it was so good that everyone already ate it." The judge looked upset but he needed to taste the cake so he said, "No problem. I will wait here while you bake another one." The jew nervously looked at the judge and told him, "I would bake you that cake in a nanosecond if I could, but The problem is I don't have the technology to do that anymore. I used to but I destroyed that technology and it's a painful process to build it back again." Somehow this motherfucker won the bake off and is able to pull in over 90 billion in taxes every year. So the jokes on us.

https://youtu.be/TbUtpmoYyiQ?si=NGqP7qLzDgRF9SXy
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What is the difference between Santa and the jew?     (jewJokes)
submitted by SithEmpire to jewJokes 1.8 years ago (+23/-0)
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Santa goes down the chimney!
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Tweets are gay. Original video is better     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by gaperglory to jewJokes 1.8 years ago (+63/-0)
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Shout out to fascinus who originally shared this one.
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The wooden door would have worked just fine     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Fascinus to jewJokes 1.8 years ago (+8/-0)
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Israel having a bit of an IED problem in Jenin. (no joke)     (threadreaderapp.com)
submitted by Sector7 to jewJokes 1.9 years ago (+31/-0)
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What do you call a jew pokemon? Pika-jew!     (jewJokes)
submitted by SithEmpire to jewJokes 1.9 years ago (+9/-3)
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What do you call a jew pokemon trainer?

Ash!
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jew at the Museum     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by UncleDoug to jewJokes 1.9 years ago (+45/-0)
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Jewish kid and Czech kid go to the zoo....     (jewJokes)
submitted by DrLeoMarvin to jewJokes 1.9 years ago (+49/-1)
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Jewish kid and Czech kid go to the zoo. Czech kid falls in the tiger pit where there's a male and female tiger. Czech kid gets eaten by one of the tigers. Zoo folks show up and ask the Jewish kid which tiger ate the kid, and he points to the male tiger. They kill the tiger, open it up and see nothing in there. Turns out the female ate the Czech kid.

Moral of the story is: Don’t trust a jew when they say a Czech is in the male.
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What's the difference between a jew and a canoe?     (jewJokes)
submitted by Fascinus to jewJokes 1.9 years ago (+16/-1)
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Canoes tip.
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Why did the jews roam the desert for 40 years?     (jewJokes)
submitted by Fascinus to jewJokes 1.9 years ago (+15/-0)
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Someone dropped a shekel.
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What's the best way to pick up jewish chicks?     (jewJokes)
submitted by Fascinus to jewJokes 1.9 years ago (+15/-0)
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With an dust pan.
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How does a jew say “fuck you”?     (jewJokes)
submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to jewJokes 1.9 years ago (+14/-1)
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“Trust me”
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Why do kikes have such big noses?     (jewJokes)
submitted by HeyJames to jewJokes 1.9 years ago (+5/-1)
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Because air is free!
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What's the best kind of jew? A dead one.     (jewJokes)
submitted by IdlyDyiny to jewJokes 1.9 years ago (+3/-0)
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ha ha ha
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What's the difference between a Pizza & a jew?     (jewJokes)
submitted by dontknowwhatiwant to jewJokes 1.9 years ago (+4/-1)
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A Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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