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What did the jewish baker say?

submitted by McNasty to jewJokes 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 14:45:04 ago (+10/-4)     (jewJokes)

A jewish baker enters a bake off. He tells the judge, "I made the most delicious cake that anyone can ever eat." The judge excitedly awaited. When the jew didn't present the cake, the judge asked, "where is this amazing cake?" The jew said "well, it was so good that everyone already ate it." The judge looked upset but he needed to taste the cake so he said, "No problem. I will wait here while you bake another one." The jew nervously looked at the judge and told him, "I would bake you that cake in a nanosecond if I could, but The problem is I don't have the technology to do that anymore. I used to but I destroyed that technology and it's a painful process to build it back again." Somehow this motherfucker won the bake off and is able to pull in over 90 billion in taxes every year. So the jokes on us.

https://youtu.be/TbUtpmoYyiQ?si=NGqP7qLzDgRF9SXy


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"A bakers dozen has always been 11 bagels."