Reminding you to make sure your daughter gets pregnant today. She needs to have those little helpful orders as soon as she can. Do what the Jews do. No money until she's married and/or more importantly has two kids. No college money until two kids.
(TellUpgoat)Quite frankly today if my kids were starting out they would no way I'd be sending them to college. I'd be like no you can make more money in jobs that don't need a college education and require about 6 weeks worth of training or internship then you can with most jobs that need to college education and you're not starting out with $150 or $50,000 of student debt hanging over your head ruining your life for the next 20 years and preventing you from getting married and having kids.
So do what the Jews do. Your kids getting no college funds or no money whatever they want no car until they've had two kids. And let's face it marriage is pretty much out the window doesn't matter anymore you can dream about it all you wish that it was all different I know you hope it'll be different meanwhile your daughter will be 40 years old waiting for that to happen and she'll be past your time and she won't have any little helpers to help her when she's older cuz she didn't have any kids and you won't have any grandkids and she'll be too busy trying to pay off for debt to help take care of you and your old so you're screwed.
Having a family pays the bills having a family means you got more people to help having a family me and you've got more people earning income that can possibly contribute. Spend that way for time and memorial.
So make sure you tell your daughter not to hook up with that football player that you want to hook up with and then you make sure that you leave the house when she thinks you're not going to be looking and she brings him home.
And swap out those birth control pills and punch holes in those condoms.
