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Screw it I bought a 50 dollar monocular thing will leave a review about how good it works      (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Doglegwarrior to TellUpgoat 1 month ago (+4/-0)
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I posted asking but for 50 bucks fuck i5 I'll try it out
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Rocket Science - When a space rocket blasts off from the launch pad it goes straight up in the air however beneath it at ground level the Earth is rotating at approximately 1000 mph, which means the actual flight path is a parabolic curve & that it will at no time simply fall straight back to Earth     (youtu.be)
submitted by RexYehudi to TellUpgoat 1 month ago (+9/-3)
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https://youtu.be/9H8puVq2oi0?si=Uig8q4DEDbJITHVR&t=180

https://i.postimg.cc/9fvZCBRG/Time-Distance-Speed.png

So when you see the first stage separate and fall back to the launch pad under its own power you are witnessing bs .. case in point first stage separation of SpaceX Starship Flight 8 occurred after 2 min 46 sec of flight time, at an altitude of 65 km and while the vehicle was travelling at a speed of 4459 kph.

Whereas the Speed Distance Time Calculator website, tells us that in that time frame the rocket would be 46 miles downrange .. the rocketeers want to tell you the first stage made its way back to the launch pad under its own power from that altitude and speed, to make a pin point landing .. doesn't sound right to me.
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One more reason to never get married. Unbeleivable.     (youtube.com)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 1 month ago (+4/-1)
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Important to remember that The sovereign Nation of Ukraine with its freely elected leader was invaded by the United States through jew Victor Nuiand in 2014 and taken over. The Ukraine today is not the free Ukraine that we promised to protect. It is the captured invaded Ukraine known as Jewkraine.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 2 months ago (+26/-1)
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Remember the current Ukraine war is a Jewish war of Jews who took over Ukraine and want to make it Israel 2.0 and use it to retake control of russia. Trump is right to cut off aid and Putin should take over all of Ukraine to save it from the Jews. Every Western leader supporting Ukraine is controlle     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 2 months ago (+17/-1)
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@drstrangergov shows us how he gets his goy-chow for cheap.     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by Master_Foo to TellUpgoat 1 month ago (+1/-1)
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Matthew Lesko knows where all the government scams and departments are. He sold books for years telling people how to get free money from the government for all kinds of crazy programs. His database is probably unequaled. And he also wears crazy suits. look him up     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 1 month ago (+10/-0)
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Matthew Lesko knows where all the government scams and departments are. He sold books for years telling people how to get free money from the government for all kinds of crazy programs. His database is probably unequaled. And he also wears crazy suits. look him up


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Lesko
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jew mccarthy believes that possession of child porn should be legal........     (www.voat.xyz)
submitted by BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod to TellUpgoat 2 months ago (+13/-0)
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https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=67c679d10b759#comment_67c68227173fc

the exchange, incase he edits or deletes:

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[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -2 points ago (+0/-2)

Why would anyone have allegiance to America? The Soviet Union was less odious.

https://youtu.be/_0Fudohj3ig?si=EmkyfG0alh_Yd2rR

Rage against the machine indeed. The US is the skynet enabler. Fuck this country.

John Grisham has suggested men do not deserve prison for mere possession of kiddie porn. Hard to disagree. Some of you guys are just sadists that just enjoy torturing people as much as possible while virtue signaling about it.
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[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 0 points ago (+0/-0)

John Grisham has suggested men do not deserve prison for mere possession of kiddie porn. Hard to disagree.
Agreed, they deserve a bullet.
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[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points ago (+0/-0)


Guy goes on the dark web, downloads underage Traci Lords fare, needs a bullet.

This is why Russia is winning. It's hard to lose when your opponent is full of lunatics.
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100,000 imaginary internet points!     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by con77 to TellUpgoat 1 month ago (+5/-1)
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BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!

con77

Member for: 4 years

scp: 58960 (+62269/-3309)
ccp: 41072 (+42161/-1089)
votes given: 87912 (+83363/-4549)
score: 100033

I will admit that Im retired and only work part time on the weekends

the closest Ive seen is @big_fat_dangus at just over 77,000

DANGUS, YOU MAY SPEAK TO ME AS AN EQUAL IN PRIVATE BUT IN PUBLIC I WILL STILL REQUIRE PROPER MILITARY HONORS!
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This is a great post but it should have been titled normal Americans need to seize this opportunity to take over government jobs and steer the government in a patriotic direction here's how to do it     (www.voat.xyz)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 1 month ago (+6/-0)
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Remember Putin freed the people of Crimea from the corrupt Jewish rule of Victorian newlands installed Jewish leaders in ukraine. The people in Crimea voted to leave Ukraine. Putin should take over all of Ukraine and free all the people     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 2 months ago (+7/-0)
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I saw something this weekend that I wish I didn't see. Pringles can edition     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 2 months ago (+12/-1)
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Stopped off at a mall. My wife wanted to go in and look. We rarely do this. So I gotta take a piss and go into a bathroom. I walked into a stall and there it was. A turd the size of a Pringles can. No way it would flush down. You'd have to chop it up with an axe or a stick or something. How in the hell can something like that come out of a mans ass? I'll never know and I don't wanna know. I pity the fool who shit that monster.

I reunited with my wife in the mall and she asked me what was wrong. I was obviously traumatized. I said "Pringles can...ta ta ta turrrrddd". She was like wut? I tried to take her in the bathroom and show it to her but she wouldn't go and I don't blame her but gotdamn it was a sight to see. I should've stood outside the bathroom and started charging admission to people to go in and see it.

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So Pam Bondi thinks that the New York office is withholding documents duh. Duh!. Why didn't you assume that in the beginning! Why didn't you send armed agents up there to gather the files personally and arrest any person who tried to stop you?     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 2 months ago (+24/-0)
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Distraction     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Reawakened to TellUpgoat 2 months ago (+14/-0)
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Epstein is a distraction, Zelensky is a distraction, JFK is a distraction. When is Trump going to address the Federal Reserve and the non-ratification of the 16th amendment? Until you fix that, you've fixed nothing.
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Yid girl house party     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Trope to TellUpgoat 2 months ago (+2/-0)
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My friend shared this story with me. In the years immediately following high school, he found himself at a house party. It was a big house on the wealthy side of the suburban town tucked away in beautiful tree lines. The girl who lived there was apparently jewish and they were all trashed.

Someone gave her a smoked ham and cheese sandwich. She said: “Holy shit, I’m not supposed to be eating this but this is so good.” She proceeded to enjoy the sandwich in its entirety.

Definitely one of his milder stories.
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Most homosexuals are sociopaths.      (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 2 months ago (+39/-1)
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It's been my experience.

They don't feel love like normal people.

they view other humans only for how they can satisfy them.

It is the essence of homosexuality.


It's no coincidence that so many Jews are homos either

Edit:
Not including lesbians here. That's a whole different thing often revolving around alcohol abuse. That's been my experience with those I've known.
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If you're new here, your life will be different after viewing this.     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by ProudRebel to TellUpgoat 2 months ago (+34/-2)
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con77 contemplates his annual spring bath in the river     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by con77 to TellUpgoat 2 months ago (+5/-1)
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Hurt Feelings Report - @Cunty of the United Kingdom - outcome I'm seeking is you send him to Coventry for 7 days.     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by paul_neri to TellUpgoat 2 months ago (+3/-0)
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https://files.catbox.moe/o81mrt.webp

[ - ] Cunty 1 point ago (+1/-0)

Bullshit story Queeri, you're not man enough to do any of that shit and certainly not man enough to throw inaminute out of the gay club, you old timer certainly wouldn't be able to keep up with those youngsters, you would be at the back behind the other guys, I wouldn't want you behind me!.

Nice try though faggot.

Have an upvote for the dramatisations faggot.
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I'm gonna be clownworld rich Goats. I'm going to build a DEI enabled aircraft that can land at any orientation.      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by ProudRebel to TellUpgoat 2 months ago (+25/-0)
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In 2022 Russian invasion army in Ukraine massacred 458 men, women and children      (en.m.wikipedia.org)
submitted by Sal_180 to TellUpgoat 2 months ago (+2/-5)
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Honestly Trump's narrative on Ukraine minerals is sort of astounding. Jews in the US took over Ukraine in a coup forced it into a war that destroyed half its country and about a million of its citizens that none of those citizens wanted to participate in and now Trump wants to extract money as if we     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 2 months ago (+12/-2)
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Honestly Trump's narrative on Ukraine minerals is sort of astounding. Jews in the US took over Ukraine in a coup forced it into a war that destroyed half its country and about a million of its citizens that none of those citizens wanted to participate in and now Trump wants to extract money as if we gave the citizens of Ukraine something they wanted. None of them wanted to coup. None of them wanted to go to war with Russia that was the Jewish plan through zelensky sponsored by Victorian newland and her succession of prior Jewish presidents which they installed.

So now to act like Ukraine owes the United States money for taking over the country and forcing it into a war that killed tons of its citizens and destroyed half its country is frankly very similar to how Germany was forced to pay debts for World War I which it didn't want to enter and none of its citizens wanted which destroyed a lot of the country and killed millions of its citizens. I mean it's basically like the bad World War One deal that led to the German uprising in Hitler's rise after that stupid deal was signed.

I can't believe that Trump doesn't see this and if he does see it then of course it means he's part of it which you know I guess we have to admit as a high likelihood.

And let's face it it mirrors Trump's discussion and stated view that somehow Gaza is so terrible that the Palestinians wouldn't want to live there now and therefore it's better for them to move away and have everybody else on the seaside real estate which will be developed into a billion dollar properties. Well last I looked the gaza's citizens the Palestinians living in Gaza or bombed by us bombs coming from Jews in israel. So for now say that oh yeah it's a terrible place and no Palestinian would want to live there is honestly pretty incredibly just brazen.


I mean rah rah for our side and I'm a US citizen and all that but I know a stinker when I see one and I really hate for a leader of our country to be talking about it. If there was any justice in the world Victoria newland and all the Jews behind all these schemes would be the ones who were forced to pay for it all and half of them be in jail and I bet if you put them in a square in Ukraine Ukrainian citizens would deal with them pretty quickly.
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Buy a 3D printer and learn AutoDesk Fusion     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by titstitstits to TellUpgoat 2 months ago (+7/-3)
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I did this because I am trying to sell some shit I co-invented with people who already made it 10+ years ago but aren't selling it right.

Anyhow, if you've never seen a modern 3D printer they are amazing. First test print I did I kept saying wow over and over again.

While I'm primarily using it for my device I'm finding that it has a million and a half household uses as well. Once you get good enough at autodesk (which btw is not all that hard) you can just whip things up very quickly.

Well, to be fair, right now I'm printing a laptop case for my tablet computer that lost its keyboard. On the top half I just mount the computer and on the bottom half I put in a wireless keyboard and mouse. It has room for a usb hub, strain relief on the power cord, a couple gizmos, etc. And this one did take me a very frustrating 6-7 hours to design but I myself am very new and this allowed me to keep using my old computer instead of having to buy a new one. Now it's basically a laptop again and in a lot of ways better than new.

Of course you can 3D print guns but that's dumb, just buy a normal gun or a pipe gun or something. But to each his own.

Anyways, I just wanted to share this. If you do stuff like woodworking you definitely should add 3D printing to your repertoire.


this is the one i got (to my knowledge that is not an affiliate link or anything, i'm not getting paid by amazon. you can search for it yourself if you'd like, FlashForge Adventurer 5M Pro)
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Given all the things I've seen Putin talk about and how they've got to protect their culture and how he's rebuilding Orthodox churches and telling his people to have children and they'll subsidize their housing if they do I think Russia may be the only possible salvation for European culture     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 2 months ago (+8/-0)
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Given all the things I've seen Putin talk about and how they've got to protect their culture and how he's rebuilding Orthodox churches and telling his people to have children and they'll subsidize their housing if they do I think Russia may be the only possible salvation for European culture


And I don't mean the things he's just talked about in the last year or so. I've been watching his speeches and other things and his meetings with people and in Russia and his economic meetings and small gatherings he's had with citizens and him talking about they have to save the culture from the he doesn't call it demonic but the crazy people that have taken over europe. And that's I've been watching him for at least 10 years. Before they took RT off of all the cable channels in the United States because the truth was turning out to be so persuasive for Americans so they couldn't let Americans see our key television. And of course our YouTube took RT off and even when you go to the RT TV station or website rather they they don't have a lot of the old stuff but bitch shoot has some of it and rumble has some of it. And he's talking about how they have to preserve European culture and how that the new leaders of the Western European nations are destroying it. He's been saying that for 5 or 10 years long before this Ukraine conflict came up. In fact I think it's one of the reasons that he was targeted by the global homo Jewish culture destroying group that seems to run the world because he was out there saying it. Just like Bill Cosby was saying it and that's why Bill Cosby was targeted.

Listen to people in cry me have voted to join Russia and they voted overwhelmingly and it wasn't because there were soldiers in the area or any of the nonsense. Every news media outlet at the time reported that the vote was overwhelming and it was real and that people did not want to be run by the new installed cool leaders in Ukraine and they wanted to be associated with Russia in the life of the people in Crimea has improved drastically since they joined russia. And of course the people in Don bass wanted to get out the people in that other state on the edge of Ukraine wanted to get out from under the global homo leadership that was taking over ukraine.

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25 Hours with a Liberal     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Trope to TellUpgoat 2 months ago (+13/-2)
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To my dismay, an old buddy of mine volunteered to help me with a plumbing project. Unfortunately, we ran into countless problems with these old pipes which would mean I'd be spending a lot of time with him. He arrives looking exactly like the liberal getting burglarized in that comic meme: Beard. Bald. Thick-rimmed glasses. Fat. Neon-colored gym shoes. Autist.

As we begin to dismantle the plumbing: "So, are you still a libertarian?" I asked. He promptly informed me that he is more liberal than anything.

"Oh, ok. I figured you were always a libertarian. How do you feel about DOGE? I'm very excited about it." He went on a tangent saying that the entire DOGE situation is illegal and a massive security threat. I stopped him - explaining that I'm excited for DOGE and I guess we'll both need to wait and see what happens.

He then began to give me the Orange Man Bad rhetoric - completely ad hominem to Trump as a character with no regard for any of his works. Knowing I had several more hours to spend with the guy, I told him that I find no joy in letting political ideologies stir things up between us.

You get to know a lot about a man by working with him. The first day was 12 hours. The next: 15 hours. There was no going back as the entire kitchen plumbing system was inoperable. During this time, I learned I was in the company of a man with absolutely no sense of faith. Not in himself. Not in the future. And certainly not in any sort of god. He was a complete materialist. In his company, I felt like all of my spiritual grasp of the world was irrelevant. I had to stop him from his nonsensical rhetoric repeatedly to ensure that he would finish the job and get the fuck out of my house.

The following Monday, I was completely fried. All sense of spirituality and faith had been depleted by this fucking liberal black-pilled vampire. He then began texting me some very insulting long texts - much like a woman would send a long text full of things she was too afraid to say in person. I told him his messages were insulting and left it at that. I've always been an adventurer and never lost faith or passion. I've been through the wringer and at rock bottom - and that is what helps me to understand joy and faith. And to be stuck on a job with someone that is the polar opposite of that was one of the most soul-sucking experiences of my life. This is the sort of liberal faggot who never suffered a day in his life and it shows.

You get what you pay for. Those faggots on Reddit are real.