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True Story From Eighth Grade     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to TellUpgoat 1 month ago (+25/-1)
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Used to ride the bus to school. This dyke cunt from the neighborhood was into picking on me. Would sit behind me on the bus and flick my ear, talk shit, etc. this went on for a couple of weeks. I was raised by pussies and was taught not to hit girls, so rather than hit this bitch, I was ridiculed by the other kits for letting this bitch pick on me.
Finally I’d had enough and one day while doing her usual taunting, if I remember correctly, it’s been 42 years, she somewhat openhanded slapped the back of my head or some shit. I flew over the seat and pinned her down with both knees and beat her face to a bloody pulp. Of course, I got suspended and reprimanded by my cunt of a mother.
Fast forward, I’m proud of that moment. Everyone on the bus was cheering cause they hated that raggedy bitch.
I’d do it again in a heartbeat and I have. Not my wife. She’s sweet and doesn’t cause any trouble. But hey, you gonna act like a man, you gonna get beat like one.
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Oops! @system...I didn't mean to claim the WW3 subverse. Please unclaim it for me. I saw the button and wondered what it did!     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by paul_neri to TellUpgoat 1 month ago (+4/-5)
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(((they))) have been saying that Iran "is weeks away from having a nuclear weapon" since the 1990's     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by con77 to TellUpgoat 1 month ago (+25/-0)
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what if they threw a war and everyone refused to participate?
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Any goats out there living without medical insurance? Here's one thing I did for two decades when I was too poor to have insurance     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Panic to TellUpgoat 1 month ago (+19/-0)
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To medicate, I used alternative sources. I often needed antibiotics and turned to pet meds. Yes pet meds. They are the same dosages and made in the same facilities as the higher priced prescription meds. My stuff included 'Fish Mox', which is amoxicillin. But there are many others, all cheap and without prescription. There also is pet pain meds and all sort of other pet meds, cheap and readily available online or in pet stores.

Interested? Look here: https://www.ecrater.com/p/46019741/fish-mox-aquarium-treatment-forte?vid=14567927&gps=1&gad_source=1
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Upgoat is doomed like Voat     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Conspirologist to TellUpgoat 1 month ago (+4/-6)
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When I make normal posts about normal topics, only a few people reply. The rest of posts are bots or shills about politics. Also shills and bots keep shitspamming with absurd posts. I see that many users have abandoned their subs and just left. This is the same shit that happened to Voat.

I know System said there are enough money to keep Upgoat alive, but it's not the main issue. The main issue is the same as Voat. Upgoat is fucking dead. There are no useful subs posters. Also, most subs are left not moderated, with shills and bots shitspamming every new post.

Without normal subs activity, nobody will join.

Voat was owned by Jews. System says that he is making improvements, but I see the same shit happening like on Voat. If nothing changes to secure this site, there will be nobody normal willing to post here.

This is the end, my friend.
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Tampon Tim Walz never learned anything and is more delusional than ever and is running for president next election. His whole thing is "muh orange man bad". The same old shit. These pos can all fuck off.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 1 month ago (+9/-0)
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The small shopping center in town     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Trope to TellUpgoat 1 month ago (+4/-0)
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The Poll on putting your shopping cart away post reminded me of this, There’s a very popular building sporting two well-known franchises in town. The parking lot is fairly small but there is generally always a spot available.

In my time patronizing either location, only a handful of times have I noticed people pull right up to the front door, blocking the entrance and blocking the flow of traffic, parked directly outside while leaving their car running. Whereas everyone else has the mindfulness to park in the designated spots and not block the flow of traffic.

Guess the race/color of those that parked illegally every time.
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LOL I woke up some kike alt accounts today     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Conspirologist to TellUpgoat 1 month ago (+2/-6)
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I've made a post recently explaining that Upgoat is doomed like Voat today. Suddenly kikes woke up their old alt accounts to shitspam in my thread. The kikes are mentally impaired. They don't understand it's easy to check their fucking profiles.

Check this out: https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=67daff33eea32
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Have ya'll heard about this? The Martin family of five went missing off the face of the Earth back in 1958. A diver thinks he found their car in a deep river.     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 1 month ago (+14/-0)
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Campfires     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by titstitstits to TellUpgoat 1 month ago (+2/-5)
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If you light a campfire in a city you are filling the air with smoke for all of your neighbors. Neighbors who may not like breathing in campfire smoke. This is called acting like a nigger. The great irony of it all is the police, from the city you live in, may very well be protecting you from getting your ass kicked for pretending like you are some country boy, which you most definitely are not.

niggers, every last one of you.
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Tonight I lose an hour of sleep because of stupid gay reasons     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to TellUpgoat 1 month ago (+17/-0)
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Fuck this daylight savings time bullshit.
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Rep Thomas Massie wants to end the fed. The kikes are going to try to kill that guy.      (x.com)
submitted by ProudRebel to TellUpgoat 1 month ago (+46/-0)
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Interesting gab post about migrants in Germany      (gab.com)
submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to TellUpgoat 1 month ago (+24/-0)
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I'm flattered.      (TellUpgoat)
submitted by ProudRebel to TellUpgoat 1 month ago (+51/-0)
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I play bingo at the nursing home my friend resides in once a week. Today the activities lady approached me to run a Men's group once a month. Of course I want to do that. I'm always looking for ways to be of service to my fellow Whites. I live in a small town in the south and the nursing home is lilly White. I wouldn't do it otherwise.

Every now and then something happens that tells you you might be doing something right. I'm flattered.

If you guys could give me suggestions, topics, just fun shit, maybe a joke night? Idk. I'm excited. If you like I'll keep you posted. There are some characters there.
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The best lottery ticket     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 1 month ago (+7/-0)
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Do you play the lottery for fun and recreation?

Well Bitcoin has better chance of large gains and the ticket never expires and has always been able to able to be cashed in for at least the purchase price.

And it's fun too.
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Poo’s from just 1 Poo sub caste, now own half of all US motels.     (whitepapersinstitute.substack.com)
submitted by 3Whuurs to TellUpgoat 1 month ago (+13/-0)
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I bought my 82yo boomer dad a new smart tv and hilarity ensues.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 1 month ago (+16/-1)
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For years he uses an old ass 50 inch TV with a antenna box. He watches local channels only.

So I buy him a 65" Vizio smart tv. I show him all the free shit that's on it. I spent every morning and even stopped by in the evening teaching him how to operate everything. He's called me multiple times because he can't figure it out. I patiently show him again how to use it. Next day, same thing. He's totally lost.

I go down this morning and he says "I'm throwing this GD tv out the door and I want my old tv back". He was annoyed AF. So I hooked all his old stuff back up. He told me to just give the tv to somebody who needs it. I just paid almost $400 for it. I don't need it. I have nice tv's and a projector. I'm thinking about setting it in the road and hitting it at 70mph in my side-by-side and filming it. kek I don't know yet. I haven't really decided. I'm sure one of my kids might want it but I'm a wild card. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecRytTfWL8Q

Its just hard to tell what's its future is.

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Back around 2015 the people of Crimea overwhelmingly voted to leave corrupt Ukraine and join Russia. This has saved them from being thrown into Jewish zielinsky's meat grinder design to kill native Christian ukrainians. It was the best vote ever.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 2 months ago (+34/-2)
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Screw it I bought a 50 dollar monocular thing will leave a review about how good it works      (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Doglegwarrior to TellUpgoat 1 month ago (+4/-0)
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I posted asking but for 50 bucks fuck i5 I'll try it out
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Rocket Science - When a space rocket blasts off from the launch pad it goes straight up in the air however beneath it at ground level the Earth is rotating at approximately 1000 mph, which means the actual flight path is a parabolic curve & that it will at no time simply fall straight back to Earth     (youtu.be)
submitted by RexYehudi to TellUpgoat 1 month ago (+9/-3)
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https://youtu.be/9H8puVq2oi0?si=Uig8q4DEDbJITHVR&t=180

https://i.postimg.cc/9fvZCBRG/Time-Distance-Speed.png

So when you see the first stage separate and fall back to the launch pad under its own power you are witnessing bs .. case in point first stage separation of SpaceX Starship Flight 8 occurred after 2 min 46 sec of flight time, at an altitude of 65 km and while the vehicle was travelling at a speed of 4459 kph.

Whereas the Speed Distance Time Calculator website, tells us that in that time frame the rocket would be 46 miles downrange .. the rocketeers want to tell you the first stage made its way back to the launch pad under its own power from that altitude and speed, to make a pin point landing .. doesn't sound right to me.
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One more reason to never get married. Unbeleivable.     (youtube.com)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 1 month ago (+4/-1)
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Important to remember that The sovereign Nation of Ukraine with its freely elected leader was invaded by the United States through jew Victor Nuiand in 2014 and taken over. The Ukraine today is not the free Ukraine that we promised to protect. It is the captured invaded Ukraine known as Jewkraine.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 2 months ago (+26/-1)
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Remember the current Ukraine war is a Jewish war of Jews who took over Ukraine and want to make it Israel 2.0 and use it to retake control of russia. Trump is right to cut off aid and Putin should take over all of Ukraine to save it from the Jews. Every Western leader supporting Ukraine is controlle     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 2 months ago (+17/-1)
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@drstrangergov shows us how he gets his goy-chow for cheap.     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by Master_Foo to TellUpgoat 1 month ago (+1/-1)
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Matthew Lesko knows where all the government scams and departments are. He sold books for years telling people how to get free money from the government for all kinds of crazy programs. His database is probably unequaled. And he also wears crazy suits. look him up     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 1 month ago (+10/-0)
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Matthew Lesko knows where all the government scams and departments are. He sold books for years telling people how to get free money from the government for all kinds of crazy programs. His database is probably unequaled. And he also wears crazy suits. look him up


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Lesko