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Why do Fire Hydrants shoot Water instead of Fire?

submitted by Trope to ShitpostLitterBox 1.5 yearsDec 26, 2023 01:33:50 ago (+5/-0)     (ShitpostLitterBox)



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[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 26, 2023 03:35:56 ago (+1/-0)

Because hydrate means to fill w hydras. There are no hydras in fire. Dumbass

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 26, 2023 05:41:07 ago (+1/-0)

Hail Hydras!

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 26, 2023 03:18:53 ago (+1/-0)

Does your gun shoot lead or does it shoot bad guys?

Mine shoots lead so I guess my fire hydrants should shoot water, but if your gun shoots bad guys, perhaps your hydrants should shoot fire.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 26, 2023 17:40:45 ago (+1/-0)

Mine shoots cans

Afri-cans, Puerto Ri-cans, Mexi-cans..