Today in my weekly meeting with Satan, Poseidon, Donald Trump, and the Galactic Federation of Planets I was granted sigma level security clearance and we had a discussion about the eat and shit plan. In short, I am in control of the situation, and our plans are unfolding at breakneck speeds.
In summary we are poising Earth's population to eat and shit, this will provide nutrients for the soil from which earth's antenna (trees) will manifest. This will combat reptiloid attempts to terraform the planet with 5G by introducing organic frequencies to the dome's ionosphere.
Poseidon is having trouble offering assistance in required areas due to cloud seeding by rogue reptiloid sponsored elements of various national governments but the Galactic Federation of Planets is in negotiations with the World Government to enact precise orbital jetstream deposits of H20 from a nearby comet of which you will soon find articles in scientific magazines.
Satan is not pleased that we have allowed the Reptiloids to overthrow our governments with little resistance and he will be revealing himself shortly to make his presence known. At this same time Donald Trump has agreed he will decoy as opposition whilst working to achieving our same goals. In short, we're in control and the threat is contained.
In approximately two weeks special growths will take hold and begin altering the electromagnetic fields of Earth. The added benefit of this is a fasttracked movement of our solar system into the 5th dimension. It is advised that meat consumption is ceased and meditation ritualized as daily practice. Those who can increase their vibrations sufficiently will transcend into the fifth dimension while the rest will be reborn into a new reality. You see, reptiloids cannot handle the vibrational shift and will be killed, which is why they have been trying to take down as many of you with them as they can with vaccines and televised warfare. However, as the shift occurs, they will not be able to survive in the new reality, and reborn survivors will open their eyes to a rebirth and find themselves and their plane of existence in a blank slate.
