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gyrate
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what's it like to be so much of a loser that the jews can have any affect on your life whatsoever?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by gyrate to AskUpgoat 19 hours ago

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it's weird because my life keeps getting better no matter what the jews do. it's hard for me to imagine how a person living in the time of the most abundance in the history of mankind, having hundreds of millions of dollars worth of computing power (in early 2000's money) and instant access to the sum total of human knowledge in their pocket could have trouble making a good life for themself. countries would have gone to war over that kind of power just a few decades ago, but you just take it for granted, and the best you can do with it is post stupid comments on the internet? as a person who enjoys challenges, sometimes i wish i thought the jews were oppressing me somehow, because i'd probably be more successful than i already am. can anyone explain what it's like to be so much of a loser that the jews can have any affect on your life whatsoever? it's simply fascinating to me.

p.s. you are not being trolled by this post.
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when dark mode is available on a website, does anyone ever use light mode instead?     (whatever)

submitted by gyrate to whatever 1 day ago

32 comments

if you do this, why? i don't want to add a light mode to gyrate.org, but i might if you give me a good enough reason.
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hi. im your friendly competition.     (UpgoatDev)

submitted by gyrate to UpgoatDev 1 day ago

15 comments

i was feeling a bit self conscious about my frontend and design skills, but i'm starting to feel better now. 😅 what's this site built on anyway?
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i'm just here to do "market research." ha ha     (introductions)

submitted by gyrate to introductions 1 day ago

30 comments

howdy do fellow kids. i come from a different era of the internet before it was run by the least impressive people on earth. i used to run a website with a fun little community about 20 years ago at gyrate.org. were any of you around back then? probably not. too bad for you! anyway, i had to shut it all down while i went out into the real world to make career for myself. now that i'm no longer dirt poor and i have more time, im back, and i'm on a mission to take everything i learned working at some of the biggest internet companies to make the internet fun again by building the "social media" site i'd like to use.

i mostly just wanted a place to go to post stupid shit and act like an idiot whenever im bored at work. i wanted to be able to insult and make fun of people (and get insulted and made fun of) without anyone getting upset, because we're not a bunch of weak whiney babies. the mvp proof of concept went live almost a month ago. feel free to go shit all over it and troll me and the handful of people there. it's still a bit basic, but i have a bunch of fun stuff planned.