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howdy do fellow kids. i come from a different era of the internet before it was run by the least impressive people on earth. i used to run a website with a fun little community about 20 years ago at gyrate.org. were any of you around back then? probably not. too bad for you! anyway, i had to shut it all down while i went out into the real world to make career for myself. now that i'm no longer dirt poor and i have more time, im back, and i'm on a mission to take everything i learned working at some of the biggest internet companies to make the internet fun again by building the "social media" site i'd like to use.

i mostly just wanted a place to go to post stupid shit and act like an idiot whenever im bored at work. i wanted to be able to insult and make fun of people (and get insulted and made fun of) without anyone getting upset, because we're not a bunch of weak whiney babies. the mvp proof of concept went live almost a month ago. feel free to go shit all over it and troll me and the handful of people there. it's still a bit basic, but i have a bunch of fun stuff planned.