Upgoat - "what's upgoat?"

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i was recieving texts, warnings, and admonishments from people i know to cover my garden because the weather reports put out a "frost advisory" (whatever)

submitted by drstrangergov to whatever 1 week ago

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since when do people use big tech and imperial spy devices to run their gardens? since when do these idiot machines care about my garden? what the hell is wrong with people? its june. sure, it happens once in a blue moon but it's never a damaging hard frost. i suspect it's just more hamster wheeling by big tech.

googles ai has somehow locked up technical service manuals for equipment and now makes you pay it to access them. (whatever)

submitted by drstrangergov to whatever 2 weeks ago

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these manuals used to be plentiful all over the internet in forums, posts, and random websites. now there is nothing but spam and ads to buy these manuals. it's like they somehow delisted all of the useful search engine results or glutted up the internet with so much trash you can't find anything. it's all this ai generated trash. look at the illustrations. they were made by something that only has the loosest idea of what a piece of construction equipment looks like. https://gehl-manual.com/category/gehl-pdf-manual-download/

one weird trick to distinguish psyops from reality. (youtu.be)

submitted by drstrangergov to whatever 3 weeks ago

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here's a tip. its all psyops.

they promised us a better world if we destroyed the nazi's (archive.org)

submitted by drstrangergov to whatever 3 weeks ago

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it was all problem/reaction/solution. they fed our best into a meat grinder. you are all that's left. they had a big plan, see. it spanned at least a century. now you are seeing the harvest of what they've sown. it isn't the jews, though they are a big part of it. look at hollywood. alan parsons. the thule society. the clintons. they are satanists, babylonians, and their game has always been to play both sides against the middle.

this did not age well. (archive.org)

submitted by drstrangergov to whatever 3 weeks ago

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and now the american people have woken up homeless on the continent our fathers conquered, just as jefferson warned. we trusted them, and it ended in democide.

i'm really not looking forward to another 100 years of "muh holocaust" when the idiots among us are provoked into slaughtering our tormentors. (whatever)

submitted by drstrangergov to whatever 4 weeks ago

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there is a middle ground between bending over for these homos and going full vlad the impaler. why not just be smart and exile them from your society instead of giving them an excuse to persecute you. AGAIN. their goal was always helter skelter. forget it at your peril.

it was a pretty smart move to accept the afrikaner refugees. (whatever)

submitted by drstrangergov to whatever 1 month ago

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now they'll tell everyone they meet what happens when communists are in control.

i love you guys. (whatever)

submitted by drstrangergov to whatever 1 month ago

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even the reptiles. you arent afraid to communicate. you're thinkers. and thats a very rare thing nowadays.

i've noticed this myself. the common denominator seems to be people who are immersed in social media. (www.eater.com)

submitted by drstrangergov to whatever 1 month ago

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i think this greeting was assimilated from authentic culture and adopted into corporate culture to contribute to corporate cultures veneer of authentic hospitality. this was programmed into their new electronic culture. this is the level of manipulation we face.

when the american people find out the truth, they will tear those who harmed children apart in the street. (whatever)

submitted by drstrangergov to whatever 1 month ago

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and that is right and proper.

a public service announcement (www.youtube.com)

submitted by drstrangergov to whatever 1 month ago

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so fuck you.

the story of gay phone operator (whatever)

submitted by drstrangergov to whatever 1 month ago

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this is the tale of a boy named chris.
he choked on a dick and died.

- fin

i think julian assange is free! (whatever)

submitted by drstrangergov to whatever 1 month ago

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and he got on the lifeboat!

what if theres more to spirit cooking than we knew? (whatever)

submitted by drstrangergov to whatever 1 month ago

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why do influential and celebrity chefs keep getting arkancided? who is marina abramovic, and why is she reportedly in zelenskys cabinet? isnt she a hollywood/washington DC person?

what does the acronym M.A.P.A. mean? (whatever)

submitted by drstrangergov to whatever 1 month ago

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saw a tattoo of a saucer spaceship with a "whoosh" type tail under it. the acronym M.A.P.A. was under it. i'm just curious if anyone had ever seen this before. i suspect it means "make america paranormal again" which is pretty funny. maybe i'll have a t-shirt made.

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the giants face is terrible to behold. (en.wikipedia.org)

submitted by drstrangergov to whatever 1 month ago

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always remember. christ means king. be careful who you call your king. jesus was the original man who stared at goats. big stuff happened.

i met the man who created the engine for the "grand theft auto" video games. (whatever)

submitted by drstrangergov to whatever 1 month ago

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he called it a "murder simulator for children". he seemed regretful.

anyone know of a place on the interwebs where one can watch old movies from the eighties? (whatever)

submitted by drstrangergov to whatever 1 month ago

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