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i met the man who created the engine for the "grand theft auto" video games.

submitted by drstrangergov to whatever 1 monthApr 21, 2025 12:10:53 ago (+4/-1)     (whatever)

he called it a "murder simulator for children". he seemed regretful.


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[ - ] BannedEverwhere 6 points 1 monthApr 21, 2025 12:36:56 ago (+6/-0)

He sounds like a faggot. What engine are you even talking about? there have been multiple engines throughout the franchise's lifespan.

[ - ] ImplicationOverReason 5 points 1 monthApr 21, 2025 12:36:23 ago (+5/-0)

the engine for the "grand theft auto"

The first two or from the third onward, because the originals where more like "driving into walls" simulators.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 1 monthApr 21, 2025 19:13:47 ago (+0/-0)

And flattening out people like pancakes - sandnigger simulator for UK residents.

[ - ] Oz5711 1 point 1 monthApr 21, 2025 23:25:07 ago (+1/-0)

to this day i still yell gouranga if i get enough at once

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 1 monthApr 21, 2025 12:40:25 ago (+1/-0)

So is Super Mario.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1 monthApr 21, 2025 13:08:57 ago (+0/-0)

The RAGE engine? Surely he knows that mentally healthy people can discern reality from a vidya game? See if you can find out the release date for 6 and let me know. Maybe try & get a copy of the map.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 2 points 1 monthApr 21, 2025 13:28:04 ago (+2/-0)

I have a feeling the mentally deficient might out number the mentally healthy at this point

[ - ] drstrangergov [op] 2 points 1 monthApr 21, 2025 14:01:00 ago (+2/-0)

i have the same feeling. and i don't think it's organic.

[ - ] registered_bot 0 points 1 monthApr 21, 2025 15:26:29 ago (+0/-0)

It's always been this way, It's why the overlords have wars to thin the heard re-occurring. The internet just made it obvious and put it in everyone's faces that the majority are functionally retarded and incapable of their own thought creation.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 1 monthApr 21, 2025 12:48:37 ago (+1/-1)

Monkey see monkey do. People do as they see.

Now that I think about it

Never heard of cars plowing into people until GTA came out

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 1 monthApr 21, 2025 13:08:43 ago (+1/-0)

The only time I ever heard of it it was always some crazy skank trying to run over her husband/bf/wham bam thank you ma-am partner. You are right though. The only time I ever heard of people mowing down other people with a vehicle was after GTA came out.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 1 monthApr 21, 2025 19:18:09 ago (+0/-0)

Lots of sandniggers doing just that for many years - probably what the original GTA London top down view game was lambasting when they released it. Before that was the Diablo-like Postal game poking fun at mail carrier rampages.