If I wore a shirt, it would need washed due to bacon splatter.
Shirtless bacon cooking hurt less knowing I still would have a clean shirt.
I overcooked it, my reticence to attend to the danger zone was certainly a factor.
CBS Special Presentation intro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD4LQAKB-YA
Sponsored by Dolly Madison Snack Cakes
Commercials from 1973 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj199PfIdxY
I'd much rather have a caravan in the hills
Than a mansion in the slums
The taste of success only lasts you
Half an hour or less
But it loves you when it comes
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I'd much rather have a caravan in the hills
I'd much rather have a mansion...in the hills
...Than a mansion in the slums
Yeah I'd much rather-
What I mean is, would you mind if I had it all
I'll take it when it comes