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RollinDaGrassTyson
Member for: 4 months

scp: 88 (+88/-0)
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votes given: 34 (+34/-0)
score: 301





Trophies

Normies hit with service outages from their digital landlords.


/v/technology viewpost?postid=684b416dcc42e

>found it complicated

Pull media is often too complicated for the cognitively impaired.


/v/technology viewpost?postid=6848272ae07cf

0% percent of the people complaining about its demise had even known of its existence prior to the news of it being shut down.


/v/technology viewpost?postid=6849b92b42740

Listening to a man who has dedicated his adult life to consuming video games


/v/Jews viewpost?postid=684cecc7dbe0d

No tabs

Watching images load in line by line from left to right

Primitive flash games

Ghost videos that needed to buffer for so long, that you'd go out for a bike ride or something, before coming back to press 'play' only to be met with a jump scare.

"Clubbing baby seals" Matrix OST as an integral part of said ghost videos.

Being too young to appreciate what a precious snapshot in history that time would be.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6848f5fed23be

How do you enshittify something that started out as shit?


/v/technology viewpost?postid=684286fe88bb3

More likely catbox's overstressed and underfunded infrastructure.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=684218298a5ba

The people recommending Linux often have a multitude of computers at their disposal. Often because they work in the IT field or just because its their hobby. It is easy to forget that most people have just *the one* computer that they own and rely on.

I am guilty of this assumption myself.


/v/technology viewpost?postid=68408819b68ce

We should be *encouraging* female cops.

Make cucked laws unenforcible.


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=68412e7f28210

Always reject Service as a Software Substitute.

Unless you like being a renter jfl


/v/programming viewpost?postid=6841bc1ac86f0

I'll be patiently awaiting the followup article:

>"Guys! Linux is too hard! I'm switching back! It's NoT ReAdY fOr PrImE tImE yEt!"


/v/technology viewpost?postid=68408819b68ce

I've seen no evidence to suggest that there was ever a novel disease. The narrative that people are "dropping like flies" does not hold up to my lived experience. Nobody died. Anybody who fell ill could extremely easily be explained as having a common cold or flu.

In fact, if it weren't for the screens that everybody has their attention glued to, there would never have been any notion that anything was going on. Everybody was just reacting to stories that they got through their phones and TVs.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=683e69bccb1b8

What do you think that's going to do?

Think about it.

Where do the files reside?

Which systems are the storage medium on which your files reside attached to?

Who owns and administrates those systems?


/v/technology viewpost?postid=68408845be309

Has everyone forgotten that phones (Apple) in the west have been taking front facing camera *infrared* pictures every few seconds?


/v/technology viewpost?postid=683e0fbc44dc2

There was also a study which tracked IQ of fans of various sports, with fans of pro wrestling scoring the highest (and not landing much north of 100).

It seems people who amuse themselves watching inane shit correlates negatively with IQ. A shocker.


/v/Psychology viewpost?postid=683e7da915877

Most people also took a pharma shot for a disease that never existed.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=683e69bccb1b8

Microsoft know that the vast majority of their users will never switch away to anything else. They know that the vast majority of their users are too technically inept to entertain any such idea.

Microsoft can and will continue to push an endless torrent of anti-user "features" and pretty much all Windows users functionally have no choice but to grit their teeth and bear it.


/v/technology viewpost?postid=682ef906e3aa0

Text-to-speech live transcription of every post on upgoat


/v/funny viewpost?postid=682e2f29c14f3

The civil war was a misguided effort by Northerners hell bent on keeping their deadbeat southern neighbors living in the country's figurative basement for the rest of time.


/v/AskUpgoat viewpost?postid=682e16bc9cf3e

Kike platforms:

Consoles

Mobile phones

Modern PCs with Kike Isreal-backed (((INTEL))) or off-brand Kike (((AMD)))


/v/gaming viewpost?postid=682e15971793c

If a horse became a politician, it would probably introduce bills to increase hay production, ban whips and encourage apple farming.

What I'm saying is that if AOC had a Y chromosome, she wouldn't give **TWO FLYING FUCKS** about this utter non-issue.


/v/politics viewpost?postid=682e2c1982b69

Aww they're going to have to make profit on the other 20+ vaccines that are already default instead


/v/Health viewpost?postid=682e32dc131fb