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I’ve never owned a watch or a cell phone. But I always know what time it is. Brain powers! Watches, phones, jewelry, gold front teeth, 21 inch spinners, rare Nikes…. All nigger adornments.


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I did not. Tried to. Thank God it didn’t happen. Over the following 20 years, two of her husbands killed themselves.


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It says, ‘iFunny’ in the bottom right. I believe this was meant to be a joke.


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There is no fat on that zinger. Perfection.


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I got flown to Alaska to process fish right off the boats. It was a 2.5 month summer gig, room and board included. I made a pretty penny. It was mostly white guys, no women. You could work 18 hour days, 7 days a week if you wanted to. When you weren’t working, there was nothing to do but sleep. There was no town nearby.

My friend saw the job in the newspaper classifieds, circa 1988. We both went. We were fucking migrant workers.


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Adrenal cancer. I’ve never heard of that one.


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Post a pic of yourself while you’re at it. Me and the lads might want to do a forensic analysis of the front of your lumpy crooked melon.


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Did he kill his cousin in Minecraft? I can’t understand what that gibberish was about.


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That dog at the end, taking his battle trophy back to headquarters. He’s probably got a whole pile of kike coats.


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In place of which statement?
You must be a lawyer.


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I get that he lied to the client to get back at his employer that fired him. I assume the client contacted your employer and informed them of what they were told. If the client didn’t pull the plug right then, then they haven’t decided that they believe him.

I’m guessing your employer is investigating themselves on the clients behalf, or maybe it’s a joint investigation? I don’t see how looking into his claims would ruin the project and cost jobs. Unless whatever the guy told the client was true.


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My coworker didn’t adopt a nigger. The kid is white.

Psychos will sit on an orphanage’s books forever if they’re honest about it’s behavioral problems. Foreign orphanages guarantee fast adoptions to lure foreigners that don’t speak the kids language, so you can’t interact with them. You don’t find out until you get them home that you were duped. I’m sure orphanages get big government bonuses for off loading a kid to a foreigner that the state would have had to warehouse forever.

Remember the woman that adopted the Russian kid that turned out to be a firebug and hammer attacker. She took his ass back to Russia and abandoned him at a police station. When she got back to the states she was the most hated person in the country for about a month. She violated Russia ‘no returns’ policy. Russia made a big stink about it thru their state side commie agents. She was in trouble the second she arrived home, that’s how good Russian propaganda is among the lefties. No outrage at all that The Russians duped her into adopting a maniac.

Adopt white, adopt domestically, get them as young as possible.


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I would never adopt a foreign kid. You have no idea what happened to them.

The link to the story happened to a guy I used to work with. He adopted a psychopath foreign kid and it ruined his life.

https://www.news-journal.com/news/local/police-central-texas-couple-kept-son-locked-away-for-years/article_d631aa7f-f604-5608-9e1c-44b48ecae0cf.html

They got the kid from some dickhead country at the age of 11. No one told them the kid was rescued from the sex trade. As soon as they got him home, he started raping. The children of his adopted parents first. He escaped his garage prison and stole panties from a neighbor.

This was many years ago. Charges against the parents were dropped. What saved them were the boxes of records they had in which they requested help from the state. They said he needed to be locked up, but the state ignored them. The kid was found to be too insane to stand trial for burglary. Hopefully, he’s lock up in an asylum some where.

It would have been embarrassing for the state if they tried the parents for keeping him locked up. So they dropped all charges. The states incompetence and indifference would have been revealed. Andy was paying north of 100k a year to keep him in a private institution until he couldn’t afford it. So they locked him up themselves. Texas kept telling him he made too much money to get any assistance.

After this story broke, we understood why Andy always looked beaten down and had no sense of humor. He had adopted a foreign psychopath.


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If he lied, and you didn’t do what he said you did, then the investigation will clear you. Who is investigating? Your employer, or the client?


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One of the best purchases I’ve ever made, was a 2 day a week maid. If I had Perry money, I’d have maids living on the property, like Downton fucking Abbey. Perry probably doesn’t want another woman in the house after Arnold Schwarzenegger bred his hambeast maid.


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Buy gold, silver, bullets, lighters, and liquor. Barter items. When it hits the fan, those thousand dollar shoe wearing kikes aren’t going to let you have one cent of your retirement savings.


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Did the glow nigger shabbos goy present a warrant explaining the crime?


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Every once in a while you hear a story about a fireman that lurks around committing arson.

Never watched Lucifer, but isn’t it about Lucifer playing at being a homicide detective? Wouldn’t the murderers he’s ‘investigating’ sort of be the arsons that Lucifer himself set? … it sounds like a stupid idea for a show, but they keep cranking them out.


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I once knew a talented artist that designed his own tattoos. He went on a tattoo frenzy in his early twenties; he tattooed himself. Everything he could reach with his right hand looked ‘good’. Everything he had to draw with his off hand looked like shit. It was his greatest regret in his 40’s, that he didn’t pay for a pro to do the parts he couldn’t reach with his drawing hand.


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What the fuck does boycotting Israel mean? I don’t believe I’ve ever seen a ‘made in Israel’ tag on a product. If I did, I wouldn’t buy it. That’s about the extent of the average Joe’s ability to show their disapproval of the Zionists. That and abandoning pork chops atop the products in the kosher section.

Just sign it, get YOUR tax dollars, then go set fire to a Jewish NGO office after hours.


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But in ‘Pretty Woman’, a high value man forgave the witty whore of her staggering body count. ALL the woman cheered, and said it was romantic.

Could they ALL be wrong?

If you watch carefully, the whores bedroom looks like it was decorated by a child. Emotionally, she’s stuck at the age when she began getting used. It’s not a romance film; its a drama/horror.


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The first thing his wife said to him? I can’t make it out.

Imagine the hell of living with one of these fucktards. Poor woman has been a captive audience for all his bullshit, testing his theories out and honing them before he presents to the world.


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Yes, I block the flatties. My browsings are peaceful, with only a dusting of idiots.


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My first thought was that the shooter was a nigger. Then I saw the photo of the neighbors brick home and thought, that’s a nice house, niggers can’t afford to live in nice white neighborhoods…. I must be wrong.

Exactly how does a mentally ill nigger with a rap sheet manage such a mortgage when all I hear is Millennials crying that they can’t afford a house?


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