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Jimmycrackerson

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Jimmycrackerson 3 points 3 days ago*

Trump should give the green light for everyday Americans to fight back with force. No government retaliation for curb stomping invaders and terrorists.

It's a far better look than using the military. And most non-cucks have been itching to unleash against these kike golems for a long time.

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Jimmycrackerson 4 points 5 days ago

Nice, just in time. I recently finished the last one.

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Jimmycrackerson 1 point 6 days ago

What would the missus say if she knew you were preusing the topless wildlife on your way to get the wrong groceries, thus forcing you to make another trip?

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Jimmycrackerson 7 points 6 days ago*

juggalos (people who are big fans of 'icp' and such) are some of the stupidest fucks I've ever encountered. 80 IQ is the ceiling. And that's being generous.

They were the kids who failed every class in high school, but didn't have the decency to drop out. They'd just show up everyday and do nothing. Low energy, low vibration, low IQ. I hesitate to call them nigger teir, because they really are harmless, just dumb.

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Jimmycrackerson 5 points 1 week ago

I already took a plea deal, that ended up taking 20 years off the sentence. I wasnt in a position at the time to get proper representation .

Fighting the cops added 3 felonies on top of the other charges. And there was no disputing those actions, even if they had false information. That's why I say I should have just fought the initial charges in court rather than fighting the cops.

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Jimmycrackerson 4 points 1 week ago*

I fought 3 cops a few years ago. Probably one of the dumber things I've done. Even though the process is the punishment, it is still better to take the fight to court. I say this from my experience.

It's a long story leading up to everything. I can explain that in more detail later. Anyways my ex was mad at me, called the cops and lied about an altercation that took place earlier between us. I wasn't listening to the phone call, so I had no idea why they were so belligerent when they arrived to arrest me. And I never knew until weeks later when I read the police report, while locked up.

Anyways they showed up screaming my name. I was upstairs, I called back to let them know where I was. They told me me to meet them at the top of the stairs, which was a strategic mistake on their part.

I met them at the top the stairs (11 stairs), they were standing on the stairs 2 or 3 from the top. They began screaming at me to get on my fucking face and put my hands behind my head. I was confused as to why they wanted to arrest me. So I wasn't complying with anything they were ordering me to do. Eventually cop1 shot me with a taser, I ripped the wires out, cop2 shot me with a taser, I ripped those wires out, cop3 shot me with his taser and missed. I kicked cop1 into cop2. They fell down the stairs. They got up and rushed me. I kicked them both down the stairs again.

Cop3 somehow snuck up behind me at the top of the stairs. He put me in a headlock. I broke out of it and hit him in the neck, since he touched my neck. Cop1 and 2 were back up and screaming at 3 to hit me with the baton. I took about 10-15 hits. They were aimed at me head, but I blocked each one with my forearm. It hurt like fuck. I eventually gave up at this point, because I sensed further escalation would lead to being shot by their firearms.

I don't entirely regret it. But apparently when I hit cop3 he was hospitalized shortly after and required surgery. So that set me back $25,000 in restitution.

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Jimmycrackerson 5 points 1 week ago

I still have up my Luigi decorations.

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Jimmycrackerson 1 point 1 week ago

It is AI. There is a watermark in the upper-left corner of the video.

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Jimmycrackerson 0 points 1 week ago

I thought the one was talking on a phone for a sec.

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Jimmycrackerson 2 points 2 weeks ago

You guys haven't seen your own penis in a combined 100 years. But you all saw each other's today.